#CrankySongs
Only thing Bluesky's missing? After Midnight's #hashtagwars.

Want to pun along below? Do! The game was #CrankySongs

Mine:
Don't Wake Me Up, Just Go. GO!

Spoiled Child O' Yours

Whatta Man, Whatta Man, Whatta Mighty Gross Man

No-o-o-o-o, There Are F*scists in the USA! (Miley's 2025 remix)
February 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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I read the news today, hoo boy.

@aftermidnightcbs.bsky.social
February 4, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my lawn!
#CrankySongs
#HashtagWars
#AfterMidnight
January 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
🚨Hashtag Wars🚨

#CrankySongs

There goes my hero worship... in the comments!
January 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Sweet Dreams (can F off yo)
Turn The Lights Back On (or i WILL cut you!)
I'm Still Standing (over your garden pissing on your petunias. beeyatch!)
One Night In Bangkok (is already cranky it's about a guy who'd rather play chess than have sex don't get crankier than that!)
January 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Jumping Jack Flash
I've got gas, gas, gas
By The Gall Stones
@aftermidnightcbs.bsky.social
February 4, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Oy It's So Humid
by Two Live Jews
#AfterMidnight
#HashtagWars
February 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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- Tiny Dancer in the Apartment Above Me At All Hours!
- ALL Along the Watchtower!?
- Seven Nation Folded Arms
- 100 Problems
- Papa’s Got a Brand New Bunion
- Crabbybuckit
- Short-Tempered Skirt/Long Jacket
- Jump (from the rooftop) by Kris Krossed
- Rhythm Is Annoying by Snappy
January 29, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Jenny no longer has 867-5309 as a phone number. I do. Stop calling me asking to have sex with her. It's not funny, you guys! It wasn't funny 40 yrs ago & it's not funny now! The phone company keeps saying they'll do something about it! BUT THEY DON'T! I'M GONNA CRY! …Y'all suck! #CrankySongs
January 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
February 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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Taxes Man
I gotta do my taxes, man

@aftermidnightcbs.bsky.social
February 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM