#Conditioner
friend i haven't seen in 3 years: yo what's up man

me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head

friend: did it kill him

me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
people vote conservative like their twink, femboy, nonbinary, pansexual, gay literature nerd child will magically turn into a straight alpha male who’s to scared to buy conditioner if their candidate wins
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
My family's first air conditioner
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
real madrid plays soccer in a 1.4 billion dollar air conditioner vent. crazy.
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
jayce was queening out every day clean shave neat haircut weird leather leg warmers meanwhile viktor could have had a beautiful head of curls if he only stopped buying the 3in1 shampoo conditioner body wash. but he wont even do this let alone plan an outfit
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Another comm! Got asked to do an edit on the couch meme

#FATFUR #FATFURS #FATFURRY #FATART
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
✨good morning besties✨

i’m getting my EEG done this morning for my seizures and have to follow these rules:

-must be running on ONLY 4 hours of sleep
-hair washed but no conditioner, no products
-no caffeine or sugar

if someone looks at me wrong this morning i WILL be throwing hands 🤗
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I wish everyone could feel the joy I feel when I get to use the Body shop banana shampoo, conditioner and hair mask in a single bath. This isn’t a sponsored post I just like how these three moderately priced hair care products make me feel like a fancy bitch
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
air conditioner got cleaned and now 26℃ is way too cold
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Why is there no hair gel at health food stores, are people not using hair gel anymore, I mean I keep finding 20 varieties of shampoo and conditioner, and maybe one hair gel, just one, but not the one I need, looking for hair gel, hair gel, maybe I should write a song about it.
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
#SundayFunday #SundayCumday and #Sinday 3-in-1 (like my shampoo-conditioner-bodywash combo!) for my bloomfs today. Video is muted because the TV was on in the next room and that was distracting from the actual important thing: my fun-sized penis. Not shown in the video: me swallowing the evidence.
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
הגיעו כמה אנשים מחו"ל למשרד, לעבוד על איזה פרוייקט מורכב ומתברר שצריך להסביר להם את המשמעות של Preparation for an air conditioner.
November 19, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Blistering fall wind

Inflates the plastic wrap shroud

Round the air conditioner.

#haiku #poem #poetry #hokku #writing #nature
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
What could be making such a horrid noise on my air conditioner?

The elusive tree rodent:
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Both my furnace and air conditioner have been on for two days this week. Shit is ridiculous
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Oh and no conditioner between bleaching and dyeing (I shampoo to get the remnants of bleach out). You want your hair cuticle nice & open so it'll absorb your colour.
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
He obsesses over hygiene (long showers) and the softness of his hair (runs out of conditioner before shampoo) and skin (etc.).
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Now sir you know they ain't complaining about no damn candles.
$30 Shampoo/Conditioner
$50 Serum
$35 Body Moisturizer

Not including shipping or the Pink Tax.
The hoodie cost $60 or more the candle cost $20 that’s more than even exchange
NO! Swiping a hoodie =/= swiping products that have to be restocked (unless you buying/replacing them)
I can’t “use up” all your hoodie…
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Yeah, my roof does that, too. Stupid cursed air conditioner.

#Svengoolie
#DraculaHasRisenfromtheGrave
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Waiting for my conditioner to set 😊
#nsfw #masterbation #cumshot
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
What I'm listening to today: "gener1", Preset Liker

Minor key air conditioner and a heartbeat. A message written in clouds on top of other clouds

presetliker.bandcamp.com/track/gener1
gener1, by Preset Liker
from the album gener
presetliker.bandcamp.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Well, things just went from bad to worse! Not only is there black mold in the vent but there are big chunks of ice! The dude tried to tell us we're running the air conditioner! NO DUDE! We're not unknowingly running the air conditioner! Checked the dials it's not on. They're calling a company to
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This is the shampoo and conditioner that helped my hair grow back after it all fell out
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
someday these people will learn about conditioner
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I was helping my mom bathe and I was washing/conditioning her hair, and combing thru it bc she has textured hair and can’t comb it without conditioner in there and I was just picturing Jayvik doing this for their daughters the entire time 🥺
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM