My vibe today? Aggressively nonchalant. 💅 Wearing a bespoke tuxedo to the laundromat because success doesn't wait for the spin cycle. Honestly, I look so good it hurts my own feelings. It’s not rocket surgery, folks. 🚀👔 #DripSevere #LaundryDayCEO #YOLO

The best jokes are the ones you can't tell out loud. Care to guess what I'm thinking about? (Hint: It involves a lot less clothing.) 😉

#PrivateJoke #AfternoonVibes #MainCharacterEnergy #CasualFlex #IrishAesthetic #GoodVibesOnly #BuiltDifferent

Was there really any “reason” for Mariah to casually drop a whistle tone at the end of each verse in Emotions and just for funnsies all the way through the outro?

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#becauseshecan
#itsnotluckitsskill
#casualflex

Cheers Sat Evenings :)) #FlexFriday #BicepsDay #GymLife #FitnessMotivation #StrongNotSkinny #FlexCheck #BlueFlex #MuscleMonday #FitLife #TrainHard #WorkoutRoutine #FitFam #StrengthTraining #CasualFlex #ArmDay #SleeveBusters #NoPainNoGain #BodyGoals #GymVibes #ArmCandy #WorkoutFlex #FlexFuel #Health

Somewhere between "just did 100 crunches" and "posing like I own the universe" 🌌✨ Abs? Check. Fit? Check. Mysterious stare into the void? Double check. #Mood #CoreGoals #StarryNightButMakeItFit #SleekAndStrong #CasualFlex