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If you had squirrels protecting your house during December, tragedies like this could be prevented. #CantTrustElves
A reddit user posted a photo of their elf sitting atop a pile of cereal inside a toilet bowl, holding onto a spoon. A note stuck to the lid reads, "I made you breakfast." (Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/elfontheshelf/comments/1pn5u0b/woke_up_to_a_toilet_breakfast_this_morning/ )
December 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Unnatural, elf-controlled evil squirrels who aren’t seen in LotR. #CantTrustElves
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Yes, Dawn Solano of Girls5Eva knows that even Santa #CantTrustElves.
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A still from Season 3 of Girls5Eva where the character Dawn Solano (played by Sara Bareilles) says “I could maybe write something commercial. You know, like a Christmas song? There's never been a bad one. Or one about Mrs. Claus. Oh. Feminist. & She's baking pies by candlelight, and Santa, he'll be gone all night. I know I'm just a tiny elf, but i can keep you warm all by myself. I can love you like he won't, baby!”
March 24, 2024 at 6:32 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
The #SquirrelArmy is always ready to defend humanity from itself and evil elves!
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January 19, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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Finally, people are realizing you #CantTrustElves!
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sashadarling.bsky.social Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · Dec 25
The elf on the shelf is an agent of the surveillance state (he works here)
December 25, 2024 at 3:05 AM
ratatosk.bsky.social
If you remember how Rudolph and Hermie the Elf were mistreated at the North Pole, you will realize that even elves #CantTrustElves!
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Christmas Needs Squirrels
Rudolph knows that Christmas Needs Squirrels, even in July.
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December 7, 2023 at 5:19 AM
catdorrell.bsky.social
Always up to no good #CantTrustElves.
December 26, 2023 at 6:33 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Those wizards are only blue because they also can’t find any squirrels. #LotR #CantTrustElves
a group of cartoon elves are sitting around a table with freedom toons written on the bottom right
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November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Blame elves. #CantTrustElves
December 13, 2024 at 12:00 AM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Some squirrels have been tricked by fuses designed to look like acorns. #CantTrustElves
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December 9, 2024 at 6:40 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
I’m still annoyed at the lack of squirrels in “Lord of the Rings.” Can’t believe I read three books with people repeatedly in forests and not a single squirrel! I bet the elves are responsible for this. #CantTrustElves
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#LotR
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November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Wise. #CantTrustElves
An elf (from Elf on a Shelf) is holding a hairdryer beside what appears to be a melted snowman. (Sauce https://twitter.com/lolly_squirrel/status/1603431742378942465 )
November 19, 2023 at 12:52 AM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Squirrels will still rescue you from any suspicious elves. #CantTrustElves
October 9, 2023 at 9:14 AM
ratatosk.bsky.social
I can’t blame a cat for attacking an elf hiding in a Christmas tree. Even cats #CantTrustElves.
🧝🏻⚔️😾 #CatsHateChristmas
#cats #Christmas
A cat inside a Christmas tree starts to bite an Elf on the Shelf hiding in the tree.
December 7, 2024 at 4:31 AM
ratatosk.bsky.social
This Christmas, remember, you #CantTrustElves. 🎅🏼🎄🧝🏼‍♂️

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There's Something in the Barn (2023) ⭐ 6.0 | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
1h 40m | R
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December 3, 2023 at 7:47 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
I would like to thank Scaredy Squirrel for acknowledging that you #CantTrustElves — especially during the Christmas season.
🧝🏼‍♂️⚔️🐿️ #SquirrelEnemies #squirrels
December 29, 2024 at 8:11 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
I remember in The Hobbit the elves who had ensorcelled the black squirrels of Mirkwood. #CantTrustElves
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Goodbye Christmas Season, Hello Squirrel Appreciation Day Season!
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January 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Damn right. #CantTrustElves
An Elf of the Shelf is holding a hair dryer beside what appears to be a melted snowman.
December 26, 2023 at 6:25 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Elf collaborators supporting the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion? Yes, even Santa #CantTrustElves!
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#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
Kinder mix Christmas box penguin beside an elf. Kinder mix Christmas box penguin beside an elf.
December 6, 2024 at 8:52 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Have humans learnt nothing about the Evil Elvish Empire? You #CantTrustElves.
January 11, 2024 at 2:02 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Note to self: Do not read elf-focused fiction. #CantTrustElves
January 12, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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Me facing 2025

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December 22, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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What's a line delivery you think about a lot?
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April 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
I’ll say without so that the squirrel stays alert against elf machinations during the holiday season. #CantTrustElves
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December 12, 2024 at 4:08 PM