#CantTrustElves
If you had squirrels protecting your house during December, tragedies like this could be prevented. #CantTrustElves
December 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Unnatural, elf-controlled evil squirrels who aren’t seen in LotR. #CantTrustElves
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Yes, Dawn Solano of Girls5Eva knows that even Santa #CantTrustElves.
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March 24, 2024 at 6:32 PM
The #SquirrelArmy is always ready to defend humanity from itself and evil elves!
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January 19, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Finally, people are realizing you #CantTrustElves!
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The elf on the shelf is an agent of the surveillance state (he works here)
December 25, 2024 at 3:05 AM
If you remember how Rudolph and Hermie the Elf were mistreated at the North Pole, you will realize that even elves #CantTrustElves!
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Christmas Needs Squirrels
Rudolph knows that Christmas Needs Squirrels, even in July.
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December 7, 2023 at 5:19 AM
Always up to no good #CantTrustElves.
December 26, 2023 at 6:33 PM
Those wizards are only blue because they also can’t find any squirrels. #LotR #CantTrustElves
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November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Blame elves. #CantTrustElves
December 13, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Some squirrels have been tricked by fuses designed to look like acorns. #CantTrustElves
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December 9, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I’m still annoyed at the lack of squirrels in “Lord of the Rings.” Can’t believe I read three books with people repeatedly in forests and not a single squirrel! I bet the elves are responsible for this. #CantTrustElves
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#LotR
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November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
November 19, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Squirrels will still rescue you from any suspicious elves. #CantTrustElves
October 9, 2023 at 9:14 AM
I can’t blame a cat for attacking an elf hiding in a Christmas tree. Even cats #CantTrustElves.
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December 7, 2024 at 4:31 AM
This Christmas, remember, you #CantTrustElves. 🎅🏼🎄🧝🏼‍♂️

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There's Something in the Barn (2023) ⭐ 6.0 | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
1h 40m | R
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December 3, 2023 at 7:47 PM
I would like to thank Scaredy Squirrel for acknowledging that you #CantTrustElves — especially during the Christmas season.
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December 29, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I remember in The Hobbit the elves who had ensorcelled the black squirrels of Mirkwood. #CantTrustElves
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Goodbye Christmas Season, Hello Squirrel Appreciation Day Season!
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January 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Damn right. #CantTrustElves
December 26, 2023 at 6:25 PM
Elf collaborators supporting the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion? Yes, even Santa #CantTrustElves!
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#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
December 6, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Have humans learnt nothing about the Evil Elvish Empire? You #CantTrustElves.
January 11, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Note to self: Do not read elf-focused fiction. #CantTrustElves
January 12, 2024 at 3:40 PM
December 22, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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April 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I’ll say without so that the squirrel stays alert against elf machinations during the holiday season. #CantTrustElves
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December 12, 2024 at 4:08 PM