#Bublevion
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pbergs.bsky.social
Gonna try making haikus out of my losses in this year’s December Games:

Was on YouTube Shorts
Ad plays the forbidden tune
The first of three…falls.

#Whamageddon: 😄
#Mariahpocalypse: ☠️
#Bublevion: 😄
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
pbergs.bsky.social
Also, found bublevion rules:
Rules for Bublevion: THE 1ST RULE The objective is to go as long as possible without hearing ANY song by Christmas song monopoliser Michael Bublé.. THE 2ND RULE The game starts on December 1st and ends at midnight on December 24th. THE 3RD RULE This is normally the part where we'd say that cover songs don't count, but name us one original song by Michael Bublé. Go on, well wait. THE 4TH RULE You're out as soon as you recognise the song BONUS RULE Post on social media with the #bublévion hashtag when you get hit. PVP? While we can't stop you from deliberately Bubliterating your friends, the intention is that this is a survival game, not a Battle Royale. And honestly, would victory really be worth enduring more Bublé?
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
silkyfur.hoof.place
To my surprise (and absolute relief) I survived both #Mariahpocalypse and #Bublevion this year. My ears are so much better off as a result!

I don't partake in #Whamageddon, I deliberately listened to "Last Christmas" on the 1st of December. The reverb of the keyboards is such a pleasure.
December 26, 2024 at 3:07 PM
pbergs.bsky.social
Seriously, EFF Nick DiGiovanni. One of his vids just came across my feed and it was DEALPTH. #Bublevion failed, I am now 0-3 DEAD ON BOARD. 2 of those from the same asshat.

#WHAMageddon: 💀
#Mariahpocalypse: 💀
#Bublevion: 💀
December 16, 2024 at 11:01 PM
pbergs.bsky.social
Rando’d on a YT Short by Nick DiGiovanni (feat. Chef Andre Rush), and ended up getting WHAM!’d for it.

Now I’m 0-2 having just lost #WHAMageddon. Fuck you, Nick. Not gonna say anything bad about Chef Rush, tho; his biceps are bigger than my head 🤣

#WHAMageddon: 💀
#Mariahpocalypse: 💀
#Bublevion: 😅
December 8, 2024 at 5:20 AM
pbergs.bsky.social
WEEEEEEELLLL FUCK.

Went to the coffee shop to get my afternoon coffee and literally AS I GOT IN LINE, I was struck down by the #Mariahpocalypse.

No triple crown for me THIS year, either…

#WHAMageddon: 😅
#Mariahpocalypse: 💀
#Bublevion: 😅
December 2, 2024 at 6:26 PM
bearx.bsky.social
And now I’m out of #Bublevion. I think this was my shortest year.

Now to play reverse #Whamageddon
December 1, 2024 at 8:57 PM
bearx.bsky.social
Yeah, Bublevion is nearly impossible
December 1, 2024 at 2:27 PM
silkyfur.hoof.place
As I listen to the radio daily for news and politics, they're very likely to play "All I want for Christmas is you" or "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas", so I don't expect to last for long in #Mariahpocalypse or #Bublevion

I switch station by the first note I hear, but it'll be too late
December 1, 2024 at 2:26 PM
bearx.bsky.social
I’ve made it nearly 9 hours in
#whamageddon #bublevion and #careypocalypse
December 1, 2024 at 1:49 PM
kylej798.bsky.social
Some silly fun Christmas song games you can play this December 🎄🎅🏻
#whamageddon #christmas #music #bublevion
December 1, 2024 at 12:25 PM
pbergs.bsky.social
Welp; from where I'm currently sitting it's December. That means the triple crown of Games is once again afoot! Can you make it past #Whamageddon, survive the #Mariahpocalypse, or prevent #Bublevion?

[couldn't find rulesheet for Buble (literally ANY Xmas from him), but same rules as Mariah apply]
The Rules for Whamageddon. 1) Evade WHAM!'s Last Christmas 2) The game runs from 12/1-12/24 MIDNIGHT 3) Only the original counts - remixes welcome! 4) You're out as soon as you recognize the song Bonus) Post with the hashtag what you were doing when you lost PVP?) Nothing stopping you, but like, don't be a dick, mmkay? The Rules for Mariahpocalypse 1) Evade Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas is You 2) The game runs from 12/1-12/24 MIDNIGHT 3) Only the original counts - remixes welcome! 3a) Also, ads and tv shows/movies don't count, either! 4) You're out as soon as you recognize the song Bonus) Post with the hashtag what you were doing when you lost PVP?) Nothing stopping you, but like, don't be a dick, mmkay?
December 1, 2024 at 5:43 AM
circlea.co.uk
Are you tired of missing out on undisputed Christmas banger Last Christmas by WHAM'S proud queer icon George Michael? Still want to play a pointless musical Christmas game that removes zero bangers from your playlist? Enter... #BUBLÉVION! Together we can #Bubliterate #Whammageddon!
A picture of Michael Bublé in a Father Christmas hat with drawn on devil horns and flames, with the text BUBLÉVION overlaid. The rest of the image contains the following text: Are you tired of missing out on undisputed Christmas banger Last Christmas by WHAM'S proud queer icon George Michael? Still want to play a pointless musical Christmas game that removes zero bangers from your playlist? Enter... BUBLÉVION! The 1st Rule The objective is to go as long as possible without hearing ANY song by Christmas song monopoliser Michael Bublé. The 2nd Rule The game starts on December 1st and ends at midnight on December 24th. The 3rd Rule This is normally the part where we'd say that cover songs don't count, but name us one original song by Michael Bublé. Go on, we'll wait. The 4th Rule You're out as soon as you recognise the song. Bonus Rule Post on social media with the #bublévion hashtag when you get hit. PVP? While we can't stop you from deliberately Bubliterating your friends, the intention is this is a survival game, not a Battle Royale. And honestly, would victory really be worth enduring more Bublé?
November 29, 2024 at 11:30 PM
justhere4coffee.bsky.social
The only term I've hear in relation to this song is #Whamageddon. #Mariapocalypse is the other big one, but there's also #Bublevion I believe?
November 28, 2024 at 6:01 AM
pbergs.bsky.social
[Game. Set. Match. A haiku.]

Open Facebook Reels
An advertisement of doom
Got Carey’d. The End. ☠️

#Whamageddon: ☠️
#Mariahpocalypse: ☠️
#Bublevion: ☠️
December 5, 2023 at 7:00 PM
pbergs.bsky.social
On a quick break popped a Facebook Reel
Now super 💩y is how I feel
‘Cuz Bublé slithered in just like an eel
And now I’m 0 and 2 - twice ded for real

#Whamageddon: ☠️
#Mariahpocalypse: 😅
#Bublevion: ☠️
December 4, 2023 at 8:07 PM
pbergs.bsky.social
[I think this is the fastest L I’ve ever taken]

Sittin’ alone on the porcelain throne
Watchin’ YouTube Shorts on my phone
Is what I was doing when I got pwned
I lost #whamageddon early - that blows!

Status:
#whamageddon: ☠️
#Mariahpocalypse: 😀
#bublevion: 😀
December 3, 2023 at 2:24 AM
pbergs.bsky.social
(Normal difficulty)
Wham!ageddon: Wham!'s version of "Last Christmas" (only Wham!'s version counts)

(Lunatic difficulty)
Mariahpocalypse: Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas is You"

(IMPOSSIBLE difficulty)
Bublevion: Literally ANY Christmas song cover by Michael Buble
December 1, 2023 at 5:21 AM
pbergs.bsky.social
It's almost December! Y'know what THAT means, right?! #Whamageddon #Mariahpocalypse and #Bublevion are about to start!

Basically, it's like The Game (which everyone just lost), but you post what you were doing when you lose each game respectively. You win if you evade til 12/24; lose when you hear:
December 1, 2023 at 5:21 AM