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reedhawley.bsky.social
Oh!! Oh my 👀👀👀 Is this from bromanempire or something else?
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
chocotaurnsfw.bsky.social
today, we sharked on stream
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bit.ly/bootyel #bromanempire
Two anthropomorphic sharks sleeping on the same, crowded bed. Their limbs are all over the place in a haphazard and likely uncomfortable position, but a patch on the bedsheets implies they might have no financial alternatives. One of the sharks is wearing sunshades in his sleep (yes) and is doing the cartoon snoring sound (SNORT-MIMIMIMI-SNORT-MIMIMIMI) but the text reads "ZZ, BROBROBROBRO, ZZzz..." While the other shark looks distressed, having a nightmare of a photorealistic dolphin (whomst amongst us hasn't had this one?) A shark man wearing sunglasses is serving ice cream as a part time job. He is likely telling you to make sure to walk 10-15 minutes after you have it, to watch your glucose levels! It goes a long way, bro. A mini-comic: On the top panel, a BUFF shark man is handing a PC case to a small figure (a twinky-sized nerd, we will find), over a counter at some bestbuy ripoff like Better Purchase or "Buy or Else"; the shark man smiles in a way that would refresh your crops. "And that's your PC ready! Do you want to sign up for our delivery service? We'll guarantee boot-up!" he tells the nerd. On the 2nd panel, the nerd holds up a finger tentatively The comic then split to two timelines. One where the shark is carrying the PC case over one shoulder with ease as the nerd straddles his hips. The subtitle reads "DELIVERY" On the other timeline, the shark is bent against a wall, his little legs doing a tiny squat that's likely SO good for his muscles, bro. The nerd is behind him, pants down, performing the ANAL SEX!!! on the shark, who looks lazily happy as he's squished to a wall. The computer from panel 1 can be seen in the background. A promise fulfilled?! The last panel has the shark holding a small egg with nerd glasses on it, nestled between his arms and his HUMONGOUS GABOONGA-BOONGA BOOBA, smiling proudly. On his other arm, the nerd is hugging his biceps AND triceps. An arrow points to the nerd, reading "the proud papa." The title of the piece here is "Egg Delivered." Please oh God please subscribe to my Patreon at https://bit.ly/bootyel I really want to adopt a dog this year and I'm making 1/2 of what I made in 2020 and my parents depend on me for money every month I'm not joking if I had $4 from each of my followers here the stress would stop and the smiles would begin FOR GOOD. Please reskeet/signal boost my work, it means so much!
February 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
j3nnx.bsky.social
Be gone!

#BromanEmpire #Broliarchy
annedf.bsky.social ruthAnneofKingston @annedf.bsky.social · Dec 10
Somebody called the downfall of that bird "The fall of the BROMAN EMPIRE." Except that's what needs to fall across all sectors. That's how we got here. Now the fall of the entire Broligarchy needs to happen bit by bit until it is no more.
December 10, 2024 at 4:48 PM
adidaddy.bsky.social
The best part of 'Gladiator 2' was this moment where Luscious kneels down, picks up some sand, and says "it's gladiatin time...."

True story.

#Gladiator2 #BromanEmpire
November 26, 2024 at 3:24 PM
blondiesue.bsky.social
#Bromanempire death lol
thegodpodcast.com God @thegodpodcast.com · Nov 23
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 24, 2024 at 9:52 PM
wahblog.bsky.social
#Bromanempire 🤣😂🤣😂
thegodpodcast.com God @thegodpodcast.com · Nov 23
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 10:58 PM
chocotaurnsfw.bsky.social
Today's stream warmup sketch - Ryo tries out Carson Longhorn. GOV Agent on Cowboy Mechanic. Not canon/AU stuff but a good way to kick off the rust!
#bromanempire #ocs
October 21, 2024 at 1:47 AM
chocotaurnsfw.bsky.social
SO! New, lovely people, let's do some introductions!
I'm Chocotaur and I'm behind several projects: #icfos - a nsfw comic about a bunch of losers and one alien, #smqcomic - a sfw comic about three monsters and a blorbo, #bromanempire - a sort of card game about hot himbos, and more!
October 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM