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A corporate boardroom scene features a tech CEO—resembling Elon Musk—giving a presentation to a group of executives in suits. The slide on the projector is titled ‘Technocratic Futures, Inc.’ with the tagline ‘Reserve Your Kingdom.’ Bullet points on the slide outline a dystopian corporate takeover plan, including: ‘Replace voting with AI-driven shareholder decisions,’ ‘Monetize citizenship through subscription tiers,’ and ‘Governance-as-a-Service (Beta available in select regions!!).’ Elon, looking skeptical, asks, ‘Is everyone on board? Congress too?’ In the background, part of the presentation screen opens to reveal a real-world dystopia: a futuristic kingdom ruled by a tech billionaire dressed as a medieval king, towering over a crowd of citizens in a walled city. The caption at the bottom reads, ‘MOVE FAST AND BREAK LAWS.’
February 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM