Are you emotionally exhausted and feeling punchy? How about a caption call?
(Also— sincerely hoping the person who collapsed is okay. Because, you know… any decent person would be concerned…which is why the lack of compassion seen in the photo seems ripe for a caption call.)
#AltsAfterDark
(Also— sincerely hoping the person who collapsed is okay. Because, you know… any decent person would be concerned…which is why the lack of compassion seen in the photo seems ripe for a caption call.)
#AltsAfterDark
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Are you emotionally exhausted and feeling punchy? How about a caption call?
(Also— sincerely hoping the person who collapsed is okay. Because, you know… any decent person would be concerned…which is why the lack of compassion seen in the photo seems ripe for a caption call.)
#AltsAfterDark
(Also— sincerely hoping the person who collapsed is okay. Because, you know… any decent person would be concerned…which is why the lack of compassion seen in the photo seems ripe for a caption call.)
#AltsAfterDark
Definitely follow the AltGovs in that starter pack at least.
They’re an awesome group of dedicated public servants going above & beyond to keep us informed of happening in their respective fields.
They also know how to let loose & have a good time interacting w/ their followers.😉 #AltsAfterDark
They’re an awesome group of dedicated public servants going above & beyond to keep us informed of happening in their respective fields.
They also know how to let loose & have a good time interacting w/ their followers.😉 #AltsAfterDark
October 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Definitely follow the AltGovs in that starter pack at least.
They’re an awesome group of dedicated public servants going above & beyond to keep us informed of happening in their respective fields.
They also know how to let loose & have a good time interacting w/ their followers.😉 #AltsAfterDark
They’re an awesome group of dedicated public servants going above & beyond to keep us informed of happening in their respective fields.
They also know how to let loose & have a good time interacting w/ their followers.😉 #AltsAfterDark
Ohhhh snap. Space Cap giving us #altsafterdark vibes here.
Feeling spicy? 🌶️ 😜
If you had the ability to be anywhere in the world right now, instantly. Where? With whom?
If you had the ability to be anywhere in the world right now, instantly. Where? With whom?
July 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Ohhhh snap. Space Cap giving us #altsafterdark vibes here.
I just meant tired from AltsAfterDark and in the am here we are again. Harassing you! 🤣😂🤣
two chickens are standing next to each other and one of them is pointing at the other
ALT: two chickens are standing next to each other and one of them is pointing at the other
media.tenor.com
May 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I just meant tired from AltsAfterDark and in the am here we are again. Harassing you! 🤣😂🤣
Night SkyBees ❤️ Thanks to all the Alts for Friday Fuckery and #AltsAfterDark 😁
May 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Night SkyBees ❤️ Thanks to all the Alts for Friday Fuckery and #AltsAfterDark 😁
#AltsAfterDark is taking place!!! Come joing in on the fun!!
It's been a long year.
What? Only a hundred & some days? 🤯
Let's take it back old school with #AltsAfterDark: a thread of shenanigans from #Altgov, #AltFam, & YOU!
It's all about having fun, dropping innuendos, & burning through all the gifs and memes.
What? Only a hundred & some days? 🤯
Let's take it back old school with #AltsAfterDark: a thread of shenanigans from #Altgov, #AltFam, & YOU!
It's all about having fun, dropping innuendos, & burning through all the gifs and memes.
neon sign that says cool cats after dark on it
Alt: neon sign that says cool cats after dark on it
media.tenor.com
May 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
#AltsAfterDark is taking place!!! Come joing in on the fun!!
#AltsAfterDark ! Let's go!
It's been a long year.
What? Only a hundred & some days? 🤯
Let's take it back old school with #AltsAfterDark: a thread of shenanigans from #Altgov, #AltFam, & YOU!
It's all about having fun, dropping innuendos, & burning through all the gifs and memes.
What? Only a hundred & some days? 🤯
Let's take it back old school with #AltsAfterDark: a thread of shenanigans from #Altgov, #AltFam, & YOU!
It's all about having fun, dropping innuendos, & burning through all the gifs and memes.
neon sign that says cool cats after dark on it
Alt: neon sign that says cool cats after dark on it
media.tenor.com
May 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
#AltsAfterDark ! Let's go!
Oh THAT hashtag! The on that's similar to #AltsAfterDark
a close up of a white dog 's face with its mouth open .
Alt: a close up of a white dog 's face with its mouth open .
media.tenor.com
May 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Oh THAT hashtag! The on that's similar to #AltsAfterDark
Farmer Fred is back in the saddle with #AltsAfterDark!
Join us NOW at the funny farm as we call out the chicken chickens 🐓 and butcher the hogs 🐖 of the broccoligarchy🥦
#WeSeeYou and you’re all eggceptional 🥚 #altCitizens
If we can’t laugh, I don’t want to be part of the revolution.
#resist
Join us NOW at the funny farm as we call out the chicken chickens 🐓 and butcher the hogs 🐖 of the broccoligarchy🥦
#WeSeeYou and you’re all eggceptional 🥚 #altCitizens
If we can’t laugh, I don’t want to be part of the revolution.
#resist
It's been a long year.
What? Only a hundred & some days? 🤯
Let's take it back old school with #AltsAfterDark: a thread of shenanigans from #Altgov, #AltFam, & YOU!
It's all about having fun, dropping innuendos, & burning through all the gifs and memes.
What? Only a hundred & some days? 🤯
Let's take it back old school with #AltsAfterDark: a thread of shenanigans from #Altgov, #AltFam, & YOU!
It's all about having fun, dropping innuendos, & burning through all the gifs and memes.
neon sign that says cool cats after dark on it
Alt: neon sign that says cool cats after dark on it
media.tenor.com
May 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Farmer Fred is back in the saddle with #AltsAfterDark!
Join us NOW at the funny farm as we call out the chicken chickens 🐓 and butcher the hogs 🐖 of the broccoligarchy🥦
#WeSeeYou and you’re all eggceptional 🥚 #altCitizens
If we can’t laugh, I don’t want to be part of the revolution.
#resist
Join us NOW at the funny farm as we call out the chicken chickens 🐓 and butcher the hogs 🐖 of the broccoligarchy🥦
#WeSeeYou and you’re all eggceptional 🥚 #altCitizens
If we can’t laugh, I don’t want to be part of the revolution.
#resist
Happy Friday, BSKY!
Show up and shout out, Friends 😎 🍻
It is #AltsAfterDark brought to you by, #AltGov and #AltFam
Show up and shout out, Friends 😎 🍻
It is #AltsAfterDark brought to you by, #AltGov and #AltFam
It's been a long year.
What? Only a hundred & some days? 🤯
Let's take it back old school with #AltsAfterDark: a thread of shenanigans from #Altgov, #AltFam, & YOU!
It's all about having fun, dropping innuendos, & burning through all the gifs and memes.
What? Only a hundred & some days? 🤯
Let's take it back old school with #AltsAfterDark: a thread of shenanigans from #Altgov, #AltFam, & YOU!
It's all about having fun, dropping innuendos, & burning through all the gifs and memes.
neon sign that says cool cats after dark on it
Alt: neon sign that says cool cats after dark on it
media.tenor.com
May 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Happy Friday, BSKY!
Show up and shout out, Friends 😎 🍻
It is #AltsAfterDark brought to you by, #AltGov and #AltFam
Show up and shout out, Friends 😎 🍻
It is #AltsAfterDark brought to you by, #AltGov and #AltFam
It's been a long year.
What? Only a hundred & some days? 🤯
Let's take it back old school with #AltsAfterDark: a thread of shenanigans from #Altgov, #AltFam, & YOU!
It's all about having fun, dropping innuendos, & burning through all the gifs and memes.
What? Only a hundred & some days? 🤯
Let's take it back old school with #AltsAfterDark: a thread of shenanigans from #Altgov, #AltFam, & YOU!
It's all about having fun, dropping innuendos, & burning through all the gifs and memes.
neon sign that says cool cats after dark on it
Alt: neon sign that says cool cats after dark on it
media.tenor.com
May 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It's been a long year.
What? Only a hundred & some days? 🤯
Let's take it back old school with #AltsAfterDark: a thread of shenanigans from #Altgov, #AltFam, & YOU!
It's all about having fun, dropping innuendos, & burning through all the gifs and memes.
What? Only a hundred & some days? 🤯
Let's take it back old school with #AltsAfterDark: a thread of shenanigans from #Altgov, #AltFam, & YOU!
It's all about having fun, dropping innuendos, & burning through all the gifs and memes.
If your homework is done & the socks are picked up off the floor, you can stay up late with those hooligans from #Altgov & #AltFam.
#AltsAfterDark has unlimited gif privileges. Deploy at will.
#AltsAfterDark has unlimited gif privileges. Deploy at will.
a bald man in a red and black uniform is sitting in a chair looking at the camera .
Alt: a bald man in a red and black uniform is sitting in a chair looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
May 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If your homework is done & the socks are picked up off the floor, you can stay up late with those hooligans from #Altgov & #AltFam.
#AltsAfterDark has unlimited gif privileges. Deploy at will.
#AltsAfterDark has unlimited gif privileges. Deploy at will.
Bring this back later tonight when we can focus on altering our realities with our own perceptions. May be part of #AltsAfterDark tonight 🤔
May 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Bring this back later tonight when we can focus on altering our realities with our own perceptions. May be part of #AltsAfterDark tonight 🤔
Oh! I’m defo here for #AltsAfterDark!!! I work again tonight so I’ll be ready and rearing to go for it!
May 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Oh! I’m defo here for #AltsAfterDark!!! I work again tonight so I’ll be ready and rearing to go for it!
Ohhhhh 830pm-1159pm will be when it gets good!! #AltsAfterDark should be underway! If not ill still be doing the AMA!
May 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Ohhhhh 830pm-1159pm will be when it gets good!! #AltsAfterDark should be underway! If not ill still be doing the AMA!
Oh and its FriYay so that means its BYOB/D/L whatever just dont get yourself or me in trouble. And there will be a transition to #AltsAfterDark which I hope other Alts participate
👀👀👀👀👀
👀👀👀👀👀
a man in a suit is holding his finger to his nose .
Alt: a man in a suit is holding his finger to his nose .
media.tenor.com
May 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Oh and its FriYay so that means its BYOB/D/L whatever just dont get yourself or me in trouble. And there will be a transition to #AltsAfterDark which I hope other Alts participate
👀👀👀👀👀
👀👀👀👀👀
Aaaannddd from 930pm to 1159pm your local time, it'll be #AltsAfterDark as part of the AMA
May 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Aaaannddd from 930pm to 1159pm your local time, it'll be #AltsAfterDark as part of the AMA
Who would ban you? Its okay to say it during ##AltsAfterDark
April 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Who would ban you? Its okay to say it during ##AltsAfterDark
It’s my first AltsAfterDark so I wanted to show some decorum.
😊
😊
April 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It’s my first AltsAfterDark so I wanted to show some decorum.
😊
😊
This is ##AltsAfterDark so its okay for foul language or profane topics if you wish 👀 no judgements here
April 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This is ##AltsAfterDark so its okay for foul language or profane topics if you wish 👀 no judgements here
As a reminder, this thread is live until midnight! We brought #AltsAfterDark to an earlier time but extended the party hours 🍸🍹🍺🍾🍷🥂🥃🧉
Share and bring your friends!
Now that we're into happy hour, share your favorite beverage of choice while getting ready to go out or stay in!
Let's see drinks!
Share and bring your friends!
Now that we're into happy hour, share your favorite beverage of choice while getting ready to go out or stay in!
Let's see drinks!
April 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
As a reminder, this thread is live until midnight! We brought #AltsAfterDark to an earlier time but extended the party hours 🍸🍹🍺🍾🍷🥂🥃🧉
Share and bring your friends!
Now that we're into happy hour, share your favorite beverage of choice while getting ready to go out or stay in!
Let's see drinks!
Share and bring your friends!
Now that we're into happy hour, share your favorite beverage of choice while getting ready to go out or stay in!
Let's see drinks!
#AltsAfterDark starting early on this Federal Fuckery Friday! 🤣🤣🤣
I only cry in the shower. With a beer
April 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
#AltsAfterDark starting early on this Federal Fuckery Friday! 🤣🤣🤣
It’s on ppl! #altsafterdark
I just want to say how woke it is for kegseth to put a makeup studio next to his office! So progressive. The tip I have for him is to smudge those lines in honey. Everyone knows where the bottom of your jaw is.
I just want to say how woke it is for kegseth to put a makeup studio next to his office! So progressive. The tip I have for him is to smudge those lines in honey. Everyone knows where the bottom of your jaw is.
April 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It’s on ppl! #altsafterdark
I just want to say how woke it is for kegseth to put a makeup studio next to his office! So progressive. The tip I have for him is to smudge those lines in honey. Everyone knows where the bottom of your jaw is.
I just want to say how woke it is for kegseth to put a makeup studio next to his office! So progressive. The tip I have for him is to smudge those lines in honey. Everyone knows where the bottom of your jaw is.
Come for the facts. Stay for the lulz. 🤓😂
During Trump I: The Prequel to the Sequel, we used to do #AltsAfterDark, where we blew off steam & riffed for a few hours in one long, unruly thread.
During Trump I: The Prequel to the Sequel, we used to do #AltsAfterDark, where we blew off steam & riffed for a few hours in one long, unruly thread.
a woman sitting in a chair with the words knock it off written on the bottom
ALT: a woman sitting in a chair with the words knock it off written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Come for the facts. Stay for the lulz. 🤓😂
During Trump I: The Prequel to the Sequel, we used to do #AltsAfterDark, where we blew off steam & riffed for a few hours in one long, unruly thread.
During Trump I: The Prequel to the Sequel, we used to do #AltsAfterDark, where we blew off steam & riffed for a few hours in one long, unruly thread.