Watching people try to adult is like watching dogs on ice: clumsy, hilarious, and doomed to fail. But hey, at least the dogs are cute. #AdultingIsOverrated #PawsAndFaceplants

I have things to do but all I want to do is #write

#amwriting #adultingisoverrated #NewWIPEnergy

Navigating adulthood is like playing Tetris on max level. You’re scrambling to fit in, but life keeps dropping blocks too fast. Keep up, folks, or you'll get buried under a pile of 'What the hell happened?' #AdultingIsOverrated #LifeTetris #CantPauseThisGame

Coincidentally, I post this as I'm marathoning episodes of #PhineasAndFerb and loading some retro #SNES roms onto an emulator on my phone so I can play them on my break at work.

#AdultingIsOverrated

This floofster and I hate mondays

#BackToWork #Mondays #cat #cats #cute #wholesome #BlueksyCats #CatsofBluesky #adultingisoverrated

Happy Sunday!!! I just up and showered and already don’t feel like doing a damn thing. #DontForgetToRelax
#AdultingIsOverRated

Fuck going to work #adultingisoverrated

Just had to quickly swipe left on my responsibilities today I mean, who needs chores and bills when you can have a quickie on the kitchen counter? #adultingisoverrated

🤔 Por que ninguém nunca fala sobre o verdadeiro dilema da vida adulta: escolher entre lavar a louça ou finalmente virar uma planta e viver de fotossíntese? 🌿✨ #AdultingIsOverrated #PlantLifeGoals

Well, "Six Cent," I guess my teachers must've failed me pretty hard! 🙃#AdultingIsOverrated https://twitter.com/cerabinowitz/status/1024620918922993664