“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
a marten and a seal...
December 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
a marten and a seal...
Orders are starting to go out!
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Orders are starting to go out!
Headed to the University of Chicago as a Professor of Psychiatry and Behavioral Neuroscience in July 2026!
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Headed to the University of Chicago as a Professor of Psychiatry and Behavioral Neuroscience in July 2026!
It's the Atlantic gray seal. If you even care
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
It's the Atlantic gray seal. If you even care
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
A true seal special
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A true seal special
Two new fav stickers im going to use on everything
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Two new fav stickers im going to use on everything
Wow, a seal lying to cover his ass, shocking!
NYTimes adds: "But the video did not show any radios or satellite phones, according to the people familiar with the briefings, and a surveillance plane apparently did not spot any nearby boat."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u...
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Wow, a seal lying to cover his ass, shocking!
Wow. Everything, from font to seal to layout, is an attempt to brand her as a former President. 56th Prime Minister? We don't do that.
December 8, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Wow. Everything, from font to seal to layout, is an attempt to brand her as a former President. 56th Prime Minister? We don't do that.
when the corporate party you gotta attend is very fancy, so you're gonna have to dress up your grumpy body guard
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
when the corporate party you gotta attend is very fancy, so you're gonna have to dress up your grumpy body guard
Vet here, this is actually a symptom of severe illness sometimes seen in seals called SBSD [Silly Billy Seal Disease]
It happens when a seal's heart is filled with a lot of joy and love
It happens when a seal's heart is filled with a lot of joy and love
December 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Vet here, this is actually a symptom of severe illness sometimes seen in seals called SBSD [Silly Billy Seal Disease]
It happens when a seal's heart is filled with a lot of joy and love
It happens when a seal's heart is filled with a lot of joy and love
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
SEAL ROCK COAT IS DUAL CHANNEL DYABLE
SEAL ROCK COAT IS DUAL CHANNEL DYABLE
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
SEAL ROCK COAT IS DUAL CHANNEL DYABLE
SEAL ROCK COAT IS DUAL CHANNEL DYABLE
My favorite thing, late night working on a manuscript on a snowy day, cuddled up with this love monster!
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
My favorite thing, late night working on a manuscript on a snowy day, cuddled up with this love monster!
Under President Trump, SEAL Team 6 bombs shipwreck survivors with kinetic lethality. Under Obama and Biden, SEAL Team 6 would have rappelled down to give their pronouns and make a land acknowledgment.
by Pete Hegseth
by Pete Hegseth
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Under President Trump, SEAL Team 6 bombs shipwreck survivors with kinetic lethality. Under Obama and Biden, SEAL Team 6 would have rappelled down to give their pronouns and make a land acknowledgment.
by Pete Hegseth
by Pete Hegseth
i can’t believe i never saw a baby seal before, so adorable,,
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
i can’t believe i never saw a baby seal before, so adorable,,
Idk why I expected a navy seal to find a backbone tbh
A top admiral is expected to tell lawmakers tomorrow that he and his legal adviser concluded that the two survivors of a boat strike in September were attempting to continue their drug run, making them and the damaged vessel legitimate targets for another attack.
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
Exclusive | Survivors of Boat Strike Were Actively Continuing Drug Mission, Admiral to Tell Lawmakers
Adm. Frank “Mitch” Bradley, the commander of the September attack, is set to provide an account of his role for the first time in a closed briefing.
www.wsj.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Idk why I expected a navy seal to find a backbone tbh
Omg don't scare me like that 😢 lol jk as I was reading I thought this seal was actually sick for a second 😅
December 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Omg don't scare me like that 😢 lol jk as I was reading I thought this seal was actually sick for a second 😅
Beer, ocean view, monk seal photo editing… doesn’t get much better than this! 🦑🌿😎
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Beer, ocean view, monk seal photo editing… doesn’t get much better than this! 🦑🌿😎
Before the Conference Championship games your coach should have to write "This counts" or "This doesn't count" on a piece of paper, seal it in an envelope, and then dramatically reveal what he wrote after the game ends
December 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Before the Conference Championship games your coach should have to write "This counts" or "This doesn't count" on a piece of paper, seal it in an envelope, and then dramatically reveal what he wrote after the game ends
Bubbles.
Disconsolation.
Kibbles lows.
- Henry J.
Disconsolation.
Kibbles lows.
- Henry J.
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Bubbles.
Disconsolation.
Kibbles lows.
- Henry J.
Disconsolation.
Kibbles lows.
- Henry J.
Lately my friends keep telling me I’m a seal and I kinda see it
December 4, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Lately my friends keep telling me I’m a seal and I kinda see it
It's been a hive of activity at Blakeney Point for our grey seal live stream! Have you been tuning in?
We're streaming 24/7, don't miss a second right here: buff.ly/BWjEbXz
We're streaming 24/7, don't miss a second right here: buff.ly/BWjEbXz
December 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It's been a hive of activity at Blakeney Point for our grey seal live stream! Have you been tuning in?
We're streaming 24/7, don't miss a second right here: buff.ly/BWjEbXz
We're streaming 24/7, don't miss a second right here: buff.ly/BWjEbXz
We asked members of our Nature Table for their wildlife highlight of the year, and Kat Burton sent us this bathing beauty taken with a Lumix G7 mirrorless camera.. A very mellow looking young Common Seal she spotted in November off the undercliff path by Brighton Marina wall.
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
We asked members of our Nature Table for their wildlife highlight of the year, and Kat Burton sent us this bathing beauty taken with a Lumix G7 mirrorless camera.. A very mellow looking young Common Seal she spotted in November off the undercliff path by Brighton Marina wall.