#1stWorldProblems
#1stWorldProblems
Why is it so difficult to find a good stapler these days? Growing up, teachers had the same damn one on their desks for 15 years. Now I'm buying new one for the office every year. I buy expensive. I buy cheap. I buy plastic. I buy metal. Doesn't matter. All jam or staple like shit.
October 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I'd really like a soda and candy bar, but there's none in the house, and I really don't feel like getting dressed and going out again.

#1stWorldProblems
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Y'know, we actually have many ways of addressing this now...

If we wanted to😒
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November 8, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I left my glasses all the way upstairs #1stWorldProblems
November 9, 2024 at 5:07 AM
I feel like I just got “scammed” by Beyond Nuggets. In this particular box there were only 9 nuggets instead of the usual 10! 🥺 Then on top of that, my last vegan Kewpie Mayo expired (unopened). 🥲 Now I gotta beg my wife, to pester her mother (in Tokyo), to send over some more. #1stWorldProblems
May 6, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Absolutely awful service today. Got appetizer after our mains. #1stworldproblems (at @SkatesontheBay) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/4lDOD3XcglI
Skates on the Bay
Seafood Restaurant in Berkeley, CA
www.swarmapp.com
November 17, 2024 at 5:03 AM
#1stWorldProblems

I genuinely was wondering how long it would take someone to catch that. Well done!
April 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Bestond Trekdrop nog maar.
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November 24, 2024 at 9:56 PM
#1stWorldProblems I made my bath too hot I can't get in it yet
August 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
#1stWorldProblems.
Σε νιώθω, κι εγώ έχω κλείσει για τα Χριστούγεννα ένα σπίτι, το δικό μου, και σκέφτομαι "πάλι να πάω εκεί για 39η φορά; Βαριέμαι λίγο" αλλά θα κάνω την καρδιά μου πέτρα..
September 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I am IMing on both facebook and gchat, and I can't keep the notification noises straight - keep clicking on the wrong tab. #1stworldproblems
November 14, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Totally feels like fall today, and it's just made me wonder... if Trader Joe's has all the pumpkin spice stuff in stock yet ...
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September 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Raise your hands if your only problems running #Mac relate to #Microsoft! Here’s what Word had the balls to ask after failing to sync to OneDrive and proceeding to spinning-wheel-freeze on three separate attempts. Note how the “submit” button is greyed out. #1stworldproblems
December 18, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Zal mevrouw Janet Yellen het woord "geduld" nog uitspreken, en stopt #K3? #1stworldproblems
November 21, 2024 at 9:06 AM
#Kubicki: "Heute Nacht bin ich aufgewacht und habe gedacht: Mein Gott, du musst ja jetzt selbst Auto fahren."
#1stWorldProblems #FDP
February 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm so torn on Tony Hawks 3 + 4

It looks incredible and 3 is one of my top games of all time...

I want it on Switch 2, but I don't want to support download codes.

PS5 has trophies but I feel I'm missing out as it's the perfect portable game for lunch breaks.

🤧

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July 7, 2025 at 8:12 AM
"I don't care what colour it is. I don't care about the tires. I don't care if the seats are heated. Not a pickup, or a Child-crusher 2000 stupid big SUV, but anything else is fine. It's not my identity, it's how I get around."

But no, I gotta go "try on" used cars. Ugh.

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April 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
off to set traps for the little squeaky chap i saw in the kitchen as 5am #1stworldproblems
November 22, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Ffs
It drives me crazy that autocorrect automatically thinks I mean May when usually I mean may and the latter is what I fucking type 😡 #1stWorldProblems
January 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
How long does it take to retrain your fingers' muscle memory to know just how far apart keyboard letters are on a new laptop? #iykyk #1stWorldProblems
July 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Dear every single website in the world please, for the love of God, instead of making me ‘reject all’ cookies tens of times a day, just default to *no* cookies to start with. You’d be saving all of us a huge amount of time and effort.
Thank you for your attention to this matter (#1stworldproblems)
September 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Wish I’d joined sooner! I slipped across to Mastodon when Musk first took over but never used it much - didn’t realise this place existed. Now I have to decide whether to focus here or Threads or both… 🤷‍♂️ I don’t have that much to say these days 🤣
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November 14, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Why is that bloody screen lock button so close to backspace!!!!

Argh.

#Typesmarternotfaster #fatfingers #1stworldproblems
December 1, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Driving a rental last week I realized how much I rely on my rear view camera :( #1stworldproblems #spoiled
December 15, 2024 at 3:16 AM