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"The inscriptions say that only the #humble may pass through this doorway," I said.
"Rite, I'm up den," Riz smiled.
"You're not humble! That door will not let you through!"
"Didn't say I waz!"
"Eh?"
"I'm gunna blow dat smeggin door up cuz I'm da best!"
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December 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz

Issue 15
(First published 19th April 2023)

He tried his best. Probably.

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Riz sees an advert for a comic drawing contest, so enters a hilariously bad strip
December 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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"Took me five hours going to every shop, but there's the bottle of Vodka you were wanting," I said pushing a bottle in front of him. The rat pushed it away again.
"Meh, don't want it now."
"Some #gratitude would be nice."
"Don't even know dat wurd."
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December 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz

Issue 154

A helpful guide...to madness.

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Riz presents a guide to Riz-mas that boils down to everyone repeatedly giving him presents white singing changed Christmas songs.
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz

Issue 14
(First published 12th April 2023)

Must have been dome favour.

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Riz returns home, and Brennan goes to meet him with an Easter egg, as Riz missed the Easter festivities. Riz, however, comes in with a wagon load of Easter eggs, claiming that the Easter Bunny owed him one
December 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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"Ya know wat I #regret?" Riz started to say.
"Not this again?" I moaned.
"Wat?"
"You're going to mention a famous historical event and a drink you wish you didn't have in favour of a different one."
"Wud not."
"You already did it eight times this morning!"
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December 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz

Issue 13
(First published 5th April 2023)

Cup holder. Sure.

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Riz announces that he wants to study engineering. Brennan questions why and we cut to a snippet of Riz’s imagination where he's laying waste to a city in a giant robot rat. Coming back to reality, Riz answers that he wants to make a cup holder.
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Phantom Dawn Chapter 21 is here and we're almost at the end! Will Rose prevail?

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#154 Riz-mas Guide + Short Diversions: Phantom Dawn Chapter 21
Happy Blog Day Everyone Got a new chapter of Phantom Dawn for all your reading pleasures, and it'll all be over soon, though I have slightly...
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December 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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"Riz, you claim to have perfect #recall, yet mysteriously can't remember where you put the list of chores I gave you?" I stated.
"Really odd innit?"
"You hid it so you wouldn't have to do it."
"If I did, where is it den?"
"You're laid on it."
"Bugga."
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December 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz

Issue 12
(First published 29th March 2023)

It really is a bad idea to play him at anything really.

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Riz excitedly tells Brennan that he's created a new card game. He gives Brennan a quick run down of the rules till it gets noted that all of fhe Riz cards state that he wins the game.
December 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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"If #memory serves, da exit is rite thru dat chamber..." Riz said.
"The chamber marked 'Treasure Chamber'? That I said we weren't bothering with as we needed to escape?"
"We'll be in 'n out in 5 minutes!"
"You said that about this place 6 hours ago!"
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December 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz

Issue 11
(First published 22nd March 2023)

Why run when you can sidestep?

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Brennan and Riz are running away from a giant boulder when Brennan realises that there's a large gap between the boulder and the wall. The duo stand flat against the wall and let the boulder roll on past
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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"You've got your best I'm-a-painter-look-at-me clothes on, and a rat sized cigarette ready to go. Going #boho again?" I said.
"Bout time I started movin in da same circles as ma peers! My art needs ta be respected!"
"Art is doing some heavy lifting there."
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December 15, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz

Issue 10
(First published 15th March 2023)

She's got a variety of methods really.

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Valarie is hosting a video explaining ways of taking care of pests. This ends up with a shoe being stuck on Riz’s head.
December 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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"Dis papawork is gettin #monotonous, isn't dere a high payin, dangerous adventure we cud be doin instead?" Riz moaned at me.
"You mean a high paying dangerous adventure where I'm doing all the work, for all the risk?"
"Ya sayin it like its a bad thing!"
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December 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz

Issue 9
(First published 8th March 2023)

Truth or fiction, you decide.

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We see a beautiful maiden stop a knight who had just saved her. She starts to remove his helmet to properly thank him. We cut back to Brennan reading something Riz has wrote, complaing that the rat told him it was a true story he was writing. Riz insists it was all true.
December 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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"Eva wunda if ya reached da #apogee of ya career?" Riz asked me, seemingly in earnest.
"That's surprisingly deep for you. Why you asking?"
"Cuz its all down hill fer you now. Whereas I'm in prime position!"
"In prime position to be thrown out the window!"
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December 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz

Issue 8
(First published 1st March 2023)

He'll do it, Bren. You know he will.

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Brennan is acting in an advert for his and Riz's business. He's struggling with the script (that Riz wrote) when Riz (acting as a director) interjects threatening to replace him with a goblin in a wig.
December 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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"When the cilent said he wanted us to test his #successors, I don't think he meant this," I said, looking away as Riz squeezed into a little sparkly suit.
"U worry too much! Wat go wrong wit 'Who Wants ta be a Naked nd Afraid Millionaire on Survivor Island?"
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December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz

Issue 153

Riz: master of surprise

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Brennan is wary of Riz having planned Riz-mas shenanigans. He creeps around trying to avoid the rat when Riz jumps out on him.
December 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz

Issue 7
(First published 22nd February 2023)

Not sure if it would actually work mind.

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Riz is criticising Brennan's driving. In turn, Brennan day dreams of strapping Riz to the windscreen wipers.
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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"Why is it everytime we have to go out of the country, I have to hide you in my suitcase like you're an #illicit package?" I asked Riz. "Alice gave us a special pass so I can carry you on normally."
"Where's da fun wit dat?"
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December 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz

Issue 6
(First published 14th February 2023)

Quite contrary really

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Riz berates Brennan about buying Valentines gifts for Valarie. As soon as Luna appears however he does the exact same thing.
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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"Riz, I'm telling you now, our next job is at the museum," I stated.
"Rite, nd?" the rat replied.
"They currently have a golden rat exhibit, I need you to not get #bewitched by it."
"I'm promisin nuthin!"
"We're supposed to be professionals!"
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We see Brennan being chased by a ghost while Riz oogles a golden rat statue.
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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New blog post is up

A short one this week, but not one without news!

I've actually been working on something! Hopefully I can now find time for it...

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#153 Riz-mas Surprise
Happy Blog Day Everyone Today is a quick one, as is always the case between two chapters of Phantom Dawn. I do have some good news to share ...
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December 10, 2025 at 8:38 AM