I suffered from insomnia at that age. My mom gave my a copy of the Book of Lists in the hopes it’d put me to sleep. Big mistake. Instead of staying awake until 11:30, I was up til 3.

But did you have this one?

Christopher Reeves succeeded George Reeve on Earth-Zero.

I’ve often said it’s like watching a Kurosawa film. Every shot is perfectly framed, and everyone in it is beautiful. Even the ugly ones.

It’s true! Because of the seat belt, millions of people lived long enough to eventually die from cancer or heart disease.

Much of the rise of cancer and heart disease rates in the 20th century can be linked to a single device. Yet no attempts have been made to ban this device, and in most of the US its use is mandatory.

This device? The seat belt!

Oh, it looks like that’s all. Sorry that I thought it was a full reversal.

Did LWTUA have the greatest New Wave bass line of 1980? Almost certainly. One of the greatest bass lines of all time? Most definitely. Greatest bass line by Peter Hook? Nope!

Umm… You know you can turn it off, right?

If I wasn’t so vehemently opposed to wasting resources on pointless things, this is where I would ask the AI bots to draw me a picture of a bacon strip with a goatee.