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ZYN-XR ( Grumpy Cooksworth )
@zyn-xr.bsky.social
-WIP account-
A grumpy, repurposed Viper probe droid who has found his calling as a chef.
He/him

SFW
Writer 21+
Pinned
// honestly Zyn is reminding me of a grumpy, knife-happy Mr Handy and now whenever I write for him I have that voice in my head.
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“Captain Beris Iscandar of The Renegade Dawn, former wing leader of Hatchet Squadron. Is that enough titles for you or do y’need me to make up a few more?”

#SWRP #StarWarsRP
• Detailed, descriptive
• Galactic Civil War-Post Civil War era. (Flexible)

(Art by Rasmus Poulsen)
May 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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"So, you need something?"

🔫Bounty Huntress
🔫Mando'ade
🔫 18+ Minors DNI
🔫Lesbian
🔫Detailed and Literate!
🔫DMs open to plotting

"Consider it done..."

💕 and Follow! 🔄
May 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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“...𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜 𝚂𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚒 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎.” :´(
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#FalloutRP#FalloutOC#SciFiRP#MVRP
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[ 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣ ]
October 20, 2024 at 7:24 AM
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"Iғ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʙʀᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ,
ᴏᴜʀ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ɪɴ ɪᴛ ────"

🌸🌺🌸

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|[── I̦͇͎ɴ͎̺̙ғ͎͔̘ᴏ̫̝͕/̺̞̻R̪̙̟ᴜ̘͇̪ʟ̦͕̘ᴇ͇͉̟s̪̟͜ ⇣ ──]|
June 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
// honestly Zyn is reminding me of a grumpy, knife-happy Mr Handy and now whenever I write for him I have that voice in my head.
April 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
“Well yeah,” Zyn agreed in amusement. “Mirialan might be a bit too gamey for the dish though, but there’s a first time for everything right?”
Once Zyn was satisfied with her grasp on the task he had assigned he turned around to prep something else but very quickly spun around to face her again. --->
Elsie snickered.
"I mean, to be fair, if I cut anything off by accident, it's still meat and you'd be able to make it taste palatable, right?"

Leaning over the plate she looked at the meat and began to cut it into even slices.
"Kinda reminds me of when I was watching my father perform surgery."
"Sure, I can teach you how. Its not that difficult as long as you are careful not to chop parts of yourself off. All you have to do it take this knife here and cut the meat into roughly even chunks." He made sure to show her an example before handing her the knife.
April 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Zyn’s programming took a moment to catch up with the conversation. He had never been considered family before. The concept was so foreign to him, at least where he was concerned. He had witnessed other beings and their families but had never been a part of that. --->
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"Well... Yeah, of course, silly!
I wouldn't wanna go on a hunting trip with just /any random stranger/, aye? That's a family activity. Bonding and all that stuff.
All of my kids love it and they're very picky about who they let me invite to tag along."
April 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
If Zyn could roll his eyes he would have. "Please. The navigator and I are completely different. I at least know how to take a joke." He chuckled in amusement. "Gardening is at least a peaceful hobby, but taxidermy? Now that's something you don't hear everyday."
Elsie could not help but chuckle at the rather... Blunt... Elaboration.
"Now you sounds like our Navigator..."
She gave him a sheepish grin before she sat down again.

"Preparing something nice is destressing for most people.
I de-stress gardening home on Akiva.
My father is into Taxidermy."
Zyn floated awkwardly as his head was pat. "Destressing? Well, a nice cup of tea and a good meal are always recommended! For me, preparing said meal is often the relaxing part. I can really let out my frustrations while chopping meat."
April 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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// saw multiple writers complain about swrpsky's Karen spamflation, and was reminded of this this Twitter(?) weeb nugget.
#brat #karen #unfollowisyourfriend #purgetoxicity
April 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"That sounds oddly wholesome," Zyn admitted. He had never been on a hunting trip before.
"It never hurts to have a chef on a hunting trip. Also do you consider me family? I don't think anyone ever has before."
Aido chuckled and gave both, Stella and Zyn a pat on their heads.

"Well, maybe I should bring you two along for one of my next hunting trips, what do you say?
Some cozy family action?!"
Looking back and forth between Aido, her child and the screens, Zyn sighed in frustration.
"Damnit Aido, I'm a chef not a pilot. I don't know this stuff!" He was being overly dramatic in the hopes and entertaining the child slightly.
April 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Humming to himself, Zyn placed the ingredients he was preparing on the bench before whipping out his knives and savagely slicing everything up in a show of great skill and fury. "That'll teach you to rebel," he mused to the ingredients menacingly.
She sits hidden in a vent and quietly observes your muse to memorize their movement patterns.

#StarWarsRP #SWRP
March 31, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Zyn chuckled at Stella's antics. "All hail the victor!" He cheered for her.
He then turned to Aido. "A Doctor you say? Well, I may not be a Doctor, but I can certainly cut meat like one, precise and fast."
It did in fact work flawlessly, and Stella cheered at Zyn's remark, declaring herself the sole victor of the cockpit while Aido shook her head in mild amusement at both of them.

"That sounds like something a /Doctor/ would say..."
Looking back and forth between Aido, her child and the screens, Zyn sighed in frustration.
"Damnit Aido, I'm a chef not a pilot. I don't know this stuff!" He was being overly dramatic in the hopes and entertaining the child slightly.
March 31, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Zyn floated awkwardly as his head was pat. "Destressing? Well, a nice cup of tea and a good meal are always recommended! For me, preparing said meal is often the relaxing part. I can really let out my frustrations while chopping meat."
She chuckled and gave Zyn a gentle head pat.

"I didn't know I running away counts as a style, but... Thanks, fam!
Do you have any good recommendations for de-stressing?"
Accepting the jar of seasoning, Zyn contemplated her response for a moment. He had dealt with some truly horrible people in his time.
"You know what? That is an extremely fair point. Not seeing people for a while is extremely liberating. I like your style."
March 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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"𝐼'𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑠. 𝑂𝑟 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑒𝑛𝑠. ~"

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March 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Accepting the datapad, Zyn looked it over and then looked at Dvenn. "... exotic recipes? Some of these don't even look legal. The ingredients alone are extremely rare and hard to come by. ... are you wanting me to cook some of these for you?"
Approaching [The Reader] Dvenn hands them a datapad.

"I believe you might find this /particularly/ interesting..."

#Open
March 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Looking back and forth between Aido, her child and the screens, Zyn sighed in frustration.
"Damnit Aido, I'm a chef not a pilot. I don't know this stuff!" He was being overly dramatic in the hopes and entertaining the child slightly.
Looking forth and back between [the reader] and the child on her lap, Aido leans forward, then points at a cluster of screens around her pilot's console.

"Okay, next one: Which of you can tell me deflector status?"

She already had a feeling that her 6 year old child was in the lead here...

#Open
March 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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⧏ 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨
- 𝘐𝘧 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘢 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘥 ⧐
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۞ 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝙾𝙲
۞ 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜/𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛/𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔
۞ 𝟷𝟾+ 𝙼𝚞𝚗
۞ 𝚂𝙵𝚆
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𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣
↻ & ♡?
February 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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"...Wʜʏ ɪs ᴀɴʏ ᴏʙᴊᴇᴄᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴛʜɪɴɢ?!"
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⊚ 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝙾𝙲
⊚ 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜/𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛/𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔
⊚ 𝟷𝟾+ 𝙼𝚞𝚗
⊚ 𝚂𝙵𝚆
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𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣
↻ & ♡?
February 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Accepting the jar of seasoning, Zyn contemplated her response for a moment. He had dealt with some truly horrible people in his time.
"You know what? That is an extremely fair point. Not seeing people for a while is extremely liberating. I like your style."
Without a word she reached out and handed the jar of seasoning to him.

"I /know/ people can see me, but it can be... Liberating to think they can't....
This and I don't see /them/ for a while.
Also liberating."
Watching her strange reaction, Zyn stopped what he was doing. "You are aware that I can still see you right? I only asked if you had seen the mixed seasonings I was going to use?"
February 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Watching her strange reaction, Zyn stopped what he was doing. "You are aware that I can still see you right? I only asked if you had seen the mixed seasonings I was going to use?"
She pulls her beanie over her eyes, pretending she is not there.
(Not that she is fooling anyone but herself...)

#Open #BeanieDays
January 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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.⋆。°✩ #ocrp#mvrp ଳ°。⋆.

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|| Speed doodle.
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Know what you're getting into when you bump into this at a space port. :)
January 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM