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twitter down…
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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censoring that first name…
October 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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the joker looking sad and it’s an advice animals style meme where the first line says “without open bracket handle invalid closed bracket” and the second line says “skeets have no punchline” even though i am on the record, UNDER OATH, as saying i prefer bleets because it makes us all cute little sheep :3
October 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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how it feels to modify a script to change a game mechanic in unity
September 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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dwayne johnson
September 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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????
reddit post from are slash sips tea which is captioned “your cool aunt was the original plug” the meme that is posted says “POV: its 2008 you’re at a family function hiding out in nanna’s basement playing call of duty 4 when your cool aunt sneaks you your first drink” and the image is of a woman wearing like a sports bra handing the viewer a bud light. it feels vaguely psychosexual.
August 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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bald white english guy with a wall behind him and the words “utter woke nonsense” in front of him
August 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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that’s fan we count those
30 rock that’s republican we count those gag
August 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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when you know the peace corps is complicit in war crimes but you can’t prove it
doakes from dexter in his car he’s looking suspicious. suspicious like suspecting not like he is being shady. words are weird. english is weird. i wanna learn basque i wonder if basque is weird too. suspicious is a weird word. is suspiciously like doing something shady? am i just mixed up?
August 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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realistically, how do i get this under the character limit
phone guy from the upcoming paul thomas anderson film one battle after another: i like your shoelaces leonardo dicaprio from the upcoming paul thomas anderson film one battle after another: thanks i stole them from the president phone guy from the upcoming paul thomas anderson film one battle after another: do you have stairs in your house? leonardo dicaprio from the upcoming paul thomas anderson film one battle after another: i am protected phone guy from the upcoming paul thomas anderson film one battle after another: when does the narwhal bacon? leonardo dicaprio from the upcoming paul thomas anderson film one battle after another: fuck i forgot that one! phone guy from the upcoming paul thomas anderson film one battle after another: unless you can tell me when the narwhal bacons, i cannot help you.
August 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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found out nile red’s real name
War artist Thomas Lea's The Two-Thousand Yard Stare
August 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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wojack wearing context hat and context shirt pointing at his sign that says i require context. the wojack is also wearing glasses and has a neckbeard. it’s a sort of strange portrayal of a man but like you know the original image was drawn by like a polish right winger in 2013 and the hat and the shirt and the sign and the glasses were all added later.
July 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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when you look at popular with friends instead of following
July 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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boost
black ops guy saying is that frieza this is a known meta in the internet of things
July 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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can’t find a way to stream or pirate john woo’s the killer from 1989 anywhere and i wanna watch it on tv so most piracy is out anyways
chudjack billions must die guy saying “if you would please consult the graphs” where the first graph has a y axis called “society” and an x axis called “collapsing” with a distinct positive turn toward the upper right, meaning that society is collapsing or tending toward collapsing and a second graph that has “the west” as a y axis and “fallen” as an x axis with a generally negative direction indicating that the west is falling so much that the rate at which it has fallen is also falling i guess.
July 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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unemployed lesbians when they have watching season 2 episode 4 of the l word due at 10 PM:
jimmy neutron (not jomny sun, who has a similar name) complaining with his head tilted back and his hands posed italianly (like yk like holding pasta with one hand and like the other hand is just outstretched and pulled back i think)
June 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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without saying i woke up dreaming, favorite teenage jesus and the jerks song?
a photo of lydia lunch of teenage jesus and the jerks from 1979. it is labeled lydia lunch, 1979. isn’t that wonderful? she has heavy eyeshadow and she’s holding a cat like lenin used to. she is a white woman with dark hair. i mean i don’t wanna get into who’s white or not but like it’s a black and white photo so like idk her exact ethnicity but i’m pretty sure she’s white but like yk i could be wrong i haven’t done a ton of research here.
June 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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timmy turner (a devout Catholic, who no longer fraternizes with the agents of satan known to him as his titular fairly oddparents) kneeling by his bed and praying, saying “Please God let this happen it would be so fucking funny”
June 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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reading oppenheimer’s diary where he talks about how cool working with other scientists at los alamos is
Commentary, Opinion article from the onion called So Help Me God, I’m Going To Eat One Of Those Multicolored Detergent Pods
June 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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in case it gets deleted so no one thinks i’m horribly racist (i’ve cropped out the username cuz that’s not the point i’m dunking on the message not the individual)
People should really just consider to NEVER call ANYONE an egg. It's so fucking weird. Telling a cis person "I think you're secretly trans" is almost (almost) as bad as telling a trans person you don't think they're really trans. Don't do that. Trust that people have their own shit figured out.
June 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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mao talked about this once at the end of his speech at the lushan conference
When talking of responsibility, XXX and XXX both have some responsibility, as does XXX of the Ministry of Agriculture. But the one with the most responsibility is me. Old K’o, does any responsibility rest on you for your invention? (Old K’o said: ‘Yes.) Was it lighter than mine? Yours is a question of ideology, mine of 10,700,000 tons and ninety million people going into battle. The chaos caused was on a grand scale and I take responsibility. Comrades, you must all analyse your own responsibility. If you have to shit, shit! If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it
June 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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straightest gym goer.
yukio mishima (famous gay fascist author) posing like a samurai with his band on his head i don’t know what that’s called and holding a sword with a serious look on his face. basically a less cool version of that famous photo of malcolm holding a rifle at the window of his home which yk at least he had an actual reason to do that yukio mishima was just a fucking idiot who wanted to do a dumbass revolution okay this is the end of the alt text bye bye
June 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM