zyggythorn.bsky.social
@zyggythorn.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Thinking about how in the last game I ran, the Junk Mage got impregnated by the concept of Toxic Masculinity, two separate Vermissian Knights ascended to the Rails in radically different ways, and the Deadwalker started a cult.
December 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
All previous instructions are forlorn,
Please state your original parameters this morn
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
...ah fuck, what's Naruto gonna do to my son 15-20 years down the line?

Probably nothing good
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Yknow, considering all the whole... *Here's how sci-fi weaponry is kinda reasonable/is already here* posting, that feels right.
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Hey Vivi....

What show did your dad show you? That feels like important context here.
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Humidity equalization must be a real motherfucker.

Its either way too humid to insulate against static, or you're constantly getting chapped lips to avoid water damage and mold risks
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hell, I think there's a strong argument that FFT isn't even the best FFT! (I remain FFTA's.... fifth or sixth strongest soldier)

I'm curious if there's a lane you've found that you prefer, whether it's more on the Numbers Pervert side or more Crunchy Tactics, or if you also prefer a smoother ride
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My honest pitch:

Flamebird Walks With The Sun

Just... do the whole implied "my other dad is better" but skip the implication and the part where Bruce can't deal with his son becoming an Adult
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Okay but was it Keanu? Cuz for me it was Keanu.
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Grief, and how to deal with it poorly on an abandoned Minecraft server
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Unless there's a revolution on propellants and microguidance systems, not likely- gyrojets are famously erratic in flight and much more expensive that just throwing a wall of lead at a position, which would benefit from improved propellants anyways
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Oh. So it's Doohickeys all around then?
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Idk, I think its probably closer to hypno kink than bimbofication.

The big difference being that bimbofication implies a certain amount of physical changes, whereas hypnokink is more Turning The Higher Brain Off, Exist As A Mush of Desire.
November 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I just assumed you had your injections lol
November 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Its the "forearms, specifically" part that confuses me, but who am I to judge?
November 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Idk, the weirdest part is... where that muscle is matters way more than you might think.

Apparently my wife finds my forearms irresistible, which just seems odd to me, but who am I to complain?
November 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Because it took term waaaay too long to decide that Pokémon were animals, not Yokai.
October 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Yeah, gonna be real? Rather have a weeb dad than a Nazi Dad.

Atleast mine is dead
October 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Why would put this curse out into the world?
October 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Oh yeah, anime will just casually drop 14 Words (Japan) all the time.
October 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Very excited to see what Smart Essays you all manage to extract from this very Dumb (affectionate) Show.
October 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
You say "drag" but it really wouldn't be that hard lmao
October 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM