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This bridge-on-bridge violence needs to end!
October 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This bridge-on-bridge violence needs to end!
Fascinated by the woman next to us who was terrified that this, her favorite bar, would be too crowded tonight because of *checks notes* high school prom
September 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Fascinated by the woman next to us who was terrified that this, her favorite bar, would be too crowded tonight because of *checks notes* high school prom
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(pointing at my bed like sleepy Babe Ruth)
September 13, 2023 at 3:00 AM
(pointing at my bed like sleepy Babe Ruth)
King Dumb Cum, thy will be done
August 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
King Dumb Cum, thy will be done
Do you think they'd be friends?
July 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Do you think they'd be friends?
Mama Mia is short for Mother Miasma
June 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Mama Mia is short for Mother Miasma
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I'm Dr. Jeffrey Helicopter, and I promise we will make it to the ground.
May 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I'm Dr. Jeffrey Helicopter, and I promise we will make it to the ground.
Tell your doctor if you get bad side-effect
Tell your doctor if you do not get bad side-effect
Your doctor can then tell others how likely they are to get bad side-effect
It's called a Percentage, and it's gonna Change the World
Tell your doctor if you do not get bad side-effect
Your doctor can then tell others how likely they are to get bad side-effect
It's called a Percentage, and it's gonna Change the World
March 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Tell your doctor if you get bad side-effect
Tell your doctor if you do not get bad side-effect
Your doctor can then tell others how likely they are to get bad side-effect
It's called a Percentage, and it's gonna Change the World
Tell your doctor if you do not get bad side-effect
Your doctor can then tell others how likely they are to get bad side-effect
It's called a Percentage, and it's gonna Change the World
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Please internet tell me what I should think about Fred Durst
February 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Please internet tell me what I should think about Fred Durst
Getting high and googling "Fred Durst" with my wife to celebrate Valentines day
February 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Getting high and googling "Fred Durst" with my wife to celebrate Valentines day
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The Gorge is the most video game coded movie i have ever seen (affectionate)
February 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The Gorge is the most video game coded movie i have ever seen (affectionate)
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Heart Eyes is so good. I can't believe how many rom-tropes this movie managed to pack in between the tropes. Definitely a valentines day must-see. Didn't @joshruben.bsky.social could top Scare Me, but this sure does get close!
February 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Heart Eyes is so good. I can't believe how many rom-tropes this movie managed to pack in between the tropes. Definitely a valentines day must-see. Didn't @joshruben.bsky.social could top Scare Me, but this sure does get close!
Date night with the wife
January 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Date night with the wife
We're the Piss Police, and you can't do it anymore
January 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
We're the Piss Police, and you can't do it anymore
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Just thinking about Melissa Barrera's overalls in Your Monster
January 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Just thinking about Melissa Barrera's overalls in Your Monster