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zweihorn.bsky.social
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@zweihorn.bsky.social
Ger | Eng | Nerd, Hobby-Autorin, Gamerin & more! | gives free Hugs | fast veganes Etwas ohne Körperwärme | Greypanromantic Ace
https://www.wattpad.com/user/Zweihoernchen
Pinned
Come on, this has to be the last chapter.
Now for real.
December 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
December 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"You're so quiet"
Yes, because I am actively disassociating because I'm overstimulated.
December 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Gotta say, questionable move from the project leader to randomly start beef with the developer (me), by favoring the mock up designer
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Last dnd session was interesting
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 AM
How much of a gremlin do you want to be
Me: Yes
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The rage I am feeling having to work with PowerBi; it's especially bad today
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 AM
*coughs*
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
#DannyPhantom is Zebra Cake
October 29, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Having a itchy breast while being in a in person meeting is a new type of hell
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I swear to the gods, one day a photo will appear on the internet of me writing on public transportation with my fountain pen and the literal piece of wood I use as a surface with some caption of "look how weird she is lol" or some shit.
October 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I'm in the office today and under my breath I mumbled a "Fuck you" towards the program I am using (PowerBi).
Without missing a beat, one of my colleagues, a whole table group away, goes "Iris, language."
I was so stunned, I called back "Why did you even HEAR THAT?!"
October 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Pan was such an incredibly simple concept when he started out, but his lore has gotten so effing insane now. I love him to pieces
October 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ganz ehrlich: villain of the week shows machen einfach Spaß
October 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
An whether or not I switch sides, nobody would actually read it :/
October 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
And I don't know where to share it because I hate Wattpad, but it's not a fanfiction so AO3 is kind of out of the question?
October 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I want to share my newest story so desperately, but I want it to be finished first and it's just not ending
October 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
For my first time vanquishing Chronos in the Full Version, 24 minutes is an INSANE time
October 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Wir haben heute Verkehrsmittel auch echt durchgespielt: Bus, Flugzeug, S-Bahn, ICE, Taxi.
Fehlt nur noch U- und Straßenbahn
October 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Abends den Pullover ausziehen und das bauchfreie Oberteil zu sehen wie Krabat der beim Umziehen den Strohkranz berührt und sich dran erinnert "Ach richtig, noch gestern war er ja ein drei König gewesen"
October 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I want to eat it
September 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Mama und ich beim Scrabbel spielen. Ich zähle ein mögliches Wort aus und verziehe das Gesicht
Mama: "Geht nicht?"
Ich: "Naja. Dativ."

Darf ich vorstellen: Lottosiegers
September 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Just packing the essentials
September 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
By the gods, could my body please just function?
September 23, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Painted knight
September 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM