And there are almost certainly sophisticated, specialized machine-learning models out there for handwriting! There's a rigorous way to do this that involves training a model with known inputs, etc. You can't just say "I fed this into the slop machine and it said X, therefore I'm right."

Feels like an Edgar Renteria 1997/2004 situation

It also looks like a separate part of the contracts specifically contemplated litigation in federal court:

You punched the bursar?

I am thankful to my past self for never playing Breath of the Wild, because that is all I have been doing for the last 10 days