Funny things my customers say*
Customer: *sees my plugs* (earrings)
"Do you have to go somewhere to get those changed out?"
Me: *stares, confused*
C: "Do you change them yourself?"
Me: *nods*

Imagine having to go to a piercing place every time I wanted to change my earrings.

Today a customer bought a 3$ bar of chocolate for no reason other than her total was $6.66 and she didn't like that 😅

Inappropriate things my customers say to me part 2:

*Leans in close on his way out*

"Thanks for letting me into the bathroom I thought I was going to pee myself."

😳

Annoying things my customers say to me (grocery store cashier) part 1:

*Customer buying 1 bag of chips*
Me: "would you like this in a bag?"
Clever customer: "it's already in a bag!"
Laughing at his own joke

Inappropriate things my customers say to me (grocery store cashier) part 1:

"You are a very beautiful woman."
"I'll come back just to see you."