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Have they officially changed the name of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to the Centers for Disease Control and Promotion? Asking for a friend.
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
How much did Gobble and Waddle have to pay Trump for their pardons? Asking for a friend.
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Megyn Kelly is trying to normalize pedophilia. Lovely. She is despicable.
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Any truth to the rumor that JD Vance is going to dump his wife for Charlie Kirk’s widow? Asking for a friend.
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Any minute the Dear Leader will declare the “Democrat Party” a terrorist organization and make it illegal. And arrest all Democrats as terrorists, round them up and imprison them without any due process whatsoever, cuz, you know, “EMERGENCY!!” Making Trumpistan safe again.
September 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
So when is the GOPutin party going to demand that their God-emperor be declared King, Ruler for Life, with the absolute divine right to name his successor? I’m betting before the end of the year, right before they suspend future elections and arrest and imprison all the Democrats.
August 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
America is over. The “American experiment” has failed. It’s all about pleasing the God-emperor, worshiped as the Almighty by legions of phony Christians who hate everything about “loser Jesus” and love “winner Trump.” This is blasphemy. It will not end well. Enjoy Hell,
suckers.
August 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Here’s an idea for what to do with all the greedy takers freeloading in nursing homes when Medicaid is cancelled: workhouses! They could live in camps like “Alligator Alcatraz” and make items to benefit the God-Emperor, like MAGA hats. No expensive meds, just prison food. Winner!
July 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Now that he has admitted he literally HATES at least half of the citizens of the former USA, it’s only a
matter of time as to how long until he acts upon it. Anyone who thinks they are safe is probably delusional.
July 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The big difference between our white trash so-called president and President Camacho is that Trump is only a wannabe UFC champion, no above ground pool on the White House lawn, and that President Camacho has more class.
July 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I think this is the last year where we pretend to be America. The regime will use the 250th anniversary to announce that we are now Trumpland, an absolute monarchy. He has his secret police and his military, his legislature and courts, his media and his universities. America is OVER. RIP.
July 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Notice that there has been NO CONDEMNATION of the assassinations of Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota from any republican politicians. None. Will Trump pardon the assassin as “a great patriot just doing his duty” when they catch him? Don’t laugh. It could happen.
June 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I would be willing to bet that before the end of the summer Trump will pardon and exonerate Derek Chaivin, and I award him reparations. And calling him a hero. Don’t laugh—it’ll happen.
June 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When Donald Trump orders the MILITARY—OUR MILITARY—to start shooting peaceful protestors, republicans will be just fine with it. Criticism of their
god-emperor will not be tolerated. And the media will go along. America is SO OVER.
June 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
How long until the emperor declares the “Democrat Party” illegal and arrests every elected official who doesn’t renounce and declare Caligula as the “one True and Living God?”
May 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
How long before the emperor suspends habeas corpus and signs an executive order stating that the Democratic Party is corrupt, and illegal? And that all elected representatives from the “Democrat Party” are therefore criminals and are marched off to prison in shackles? End of summer at the latest.
May 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Is the Antichrist a human, or a supernatural being? Asking for a friend.
May 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Can’t help but notice that most of the “bombshells” in the new Biden “expose” are exactly like crap that Trump does EVERY SINGLE DAY, but somehow it’s only “cognitive decline” when it’s anyone other than Orange Julius Caesar. No one even mentions Trump’s endless f-ups.
May 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Congresswoman Bonnie Watson Coleman was manhandled—ASSAULTED—by armed ICE agents today in their determination to allow no oversight of their Newark facility. She is EIGHTY YEARS OLD. 8.0. The mothers of the agents must be so proud. Of course in Trumpland, they probably are.
May 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Elon Musk checks all the boxes for Pure White TRASH.
May 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The former USA is like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense—we don’t realize we’re dead. Voters chose Naziism over democracy,
sadistic cruelty over compassion and the Antichrist over Jesus. Galatians 6:7. This will not end well for the phony “Christian” nationalists. Hell is beckoning.
May 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The people running the fat lunatic in the White House are systematically destroying the former USA. This has been their plan all along. And millions of morons voted for this. Americans VOTED to be subjects, not citizens. But they will be victims too. So suck it, MAGA. Your day is coming.
May 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Is there any doubt that the master plan of Project 2025 is to turn the former USA into a proud Russian satellite?
May 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The level of tackiness in White House now resembles a comedy movie depiction of a fictional banana republic “Emperor’s Palace.” And it reeks of stale pancake makeup, hairspray and flop sweat. Welcome to the White Trash Capital of the world.
May 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Ohio University is the latest to bow down to the emperor by getting rid of all diversity initiatives. Evidently what the regime is aiming for is higher education for white males (preferably “Christian”) only. You know — the way God intended.
April 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM