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@zuzudemon.bsky.social
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Zu | 29 | they/them | My surgeon said I get an A+ in F-ed Up Back
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*slaps hand down on cat*
This thing can hold so much anxiety
A black cat, Salem, standing on a plush red blanket, in an awkward stance. She was about to curl up, so her tail is already tucked against her side. She's suspiciously eggplant shaped, with wide yellow eyes staring directly at me.
December 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
zuzudemon.bsky.social
Second favorite mug.

No hot chocolate this time. We got broth.
A white mug with a slightly flared lip and a silver colored spoon sticking out of it. On the mug, there is a cartoon orange and white cat wearing a black harness connected to a leash. The cat is flopped on the ground, refusing to move while being tugged at by the harness. His yellow eyes are half shut and his face looks done. Under the illustration is the words "Life is hard." in black letters.
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 AM
zuzudemon.bsky.social
Woke up to this thing
Photo of a black cat named Salem. She is a little loaf on the seat of a recliner and looking at the camera person. The recliner has a green cover on it. Her eyes kinda match the recliner cover
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Guys, you gotta tell her she's cute or she will turn to dust
Photo of a black cat named Mavis. She is laying upside down on a plush red electric blanket. She has her paws up and is looking at the camera person. This is her signature "Pay attention to me! I'm cute!" move. She's also very successful with this move, you can't not pay attention to her because she's cute! In the blurred background behind Mavis is a blurry black cat loaf named Salem. She's watching her programs.
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
zuzudemon.bsky.social
Wanna see something kinda fucked up?
Photo of a black cat named Salem. She is curled up in a red plaid cat bed with a plush white lining, and she has one paw on one of the bed walls. The bed is on top of a faded brown leather sofa. This was taken in the dark with the flash illuminating her sleek black fur (sorry, no eye shine) She has an intense resting bitch face and her yellow eyes are unamused. How dare you disturb her slumber.
November 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
zuzudemon.bsky.social
I got got by a Speeby
Photo of a white person's hand/thumb with a bandaid. The bandage has a lime green background with dark green t rexes riding bright orange skateboards
October 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
zuzudemon.bsky.social
Speeb for her fans
Photo of the same black cat, Salem, getting her head scritched. She's laying on top of a black, blue, and white quilt. Her head is leaned back slightly into the scratches. Her eyes are closed, and her mouth slightly open, showing off her bald lips. Lost in the sauce
October 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
zuzudemon.bsky.social
Beepy!!!
Photo of a black cat named Salem. The photo is top down of her laying on her side on top of a bright red plush electric blanket. Her head is turned up towards the camera person, yellow-green eyes wide in shock I disturbed her peace
October 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Oh my sweet Balogna
Photo of a black cat named Mavis. She is lounging on top of a plush white, gray, pink, and black blanket. Her paws are outstretched towards the camera, she looks relaxed and ready for a nap
October 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
zuzudemon.bsky.social
It's getting colder, so the Favorite Mug has returned
Photo of a white mug with black text reading "EMBALMING FLUID" printed onto it. The mug is full of hot chocolate, a custom mix of dark chocolate and instant french vanilla cappuccino, for anyone curious
October 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Too much hair (I do not currently have this much hair)
Screenshot of a selfie video memory on snapchat. A white fem presenting person in dark business clothes and a gray overcoat. They are sitting alone in a parked van, wearing their seatbelt, and holding up a peace sign with their left hand. The aforementioned fucking fluffy bob is seen, the windy cemeteries do it no favors. There is a red heart placed over their face with white cursive text that reads: *fig newton chewing*
October 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Good luck! Here's a silly Speeby for good fortune
Photo of a black cat, Salem, crouched on top of black ikea drawers. Her eyes are Big and yellow-green, and one ear is cocked off to the side to listen to her surroundings. She looks surprised that you caught her contemplating a Red Robin gift card (her front paws are resting on top of it)
October 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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The character creation was fun in this one!
My character for Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar Move-In Paperwork Zu they/them Autumn 13 Crimson Farm There is a snapshot of my character with the default fem body-type and outfit. They have light skin with freckles, purple-pink gradient eyes, and a cute short half braid hairstyle that is deep forest green. Their hat is a light pink with white flowers along the brim and a blue feather. They have a darker pink floral jacket over a blue and white striped shirt
September 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
zuzudemon.bsky.social
Earlier, this thing suddenly scooped a ton of catnip out of the jar after I let her sniff it. She's had a fantastic day
Photo of a black cat, Salem, curled up on top of a stack of various patterned shirts (the clean laundry stack.) She has a front leg slightly extended, showing off her cute paw. Her head is up and looking off to the side with big yellow eyes. Her forehead is very smoochable
September 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
zuzudemon.bsky.social
Y'all aren't going to believe this
Photo of a black cat, Mavis, asleep on top of a blue, black, and white quilt. Mavis is curled up on her side, her head upside-down. One front paw is delicately in the air above her while the other is laid flat down by her back legs. She has very good black toe beans. On her cute little snoozing face (eyes closed and content) you can see her long white fangs sticking out. Like a little vampire. Just like her namesake for real (She is named after Mavis Dracula from Hotel Transylvania)
September 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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POV: when she gets you
A fluffy black cat, Jiji, is on her back on top of a colorful scrap quilt. She has the camera person's arm in her grasp and pulls at the skin as she bites. Don't worry, it wasn't very hard and she's just playing.
August 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Precious Beepy
Photo of a black cat, Salem, laying down on her side on top of a black, white, and blue quilt and underneath a dark colored laptop desk. There is a fuzzy white and gray blanket in the background. She is looking at the camera with a sad but annoyed look. Her paws are curled up near her chest. Think of the cute Puss in Boots look but with a little annoyance in there.
July 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Just a silly Beepy
Photo of a black cat, Salem, being her silly self. She is laying on top of a black, blue, and white quilt flat on her side, facing away from the camera. Her head is leaned back and looking at the camera upside down. Because of this, her face is really, really silly. Her eyes are kind of big, and the angle her head is at reveals her bottom teeth and gums, and of course her little fangies. Man, she's funny, I can't stop laughing whenever I see her like this. She looks at me like this during online therapy too, how do you keep a straight face with that thing staring at you?
July 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
zuzudemon.bsky.social
Woke her up and she started melting
Photo of a black cat, Salem, inside an orange pumpkin shaped bed/house. Her head is lazily slid out of the opening of the pumpkin. If you look closely, you can see her brain booting up in her eyes
June 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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I love this little dude, I'm excited for his friends
Close up of part of a diamond painting. The image is made up of little square diamonds, there is a little orange clownfish among swirls of pinks, reds, and purples
June 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Old Lady
Photo of a black cat, Mavis, curled up and sleeping in a nest made of a fuzzy white and gray blanket on the seat of a black computer chair.
June 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
zuzudemon.bsky.social
Group nap earlier today
Photo of two black cats laying on a bed with a black, blue, and white quilt. Salem is in the foreground with her head resting on the upper part of an unzipped bag with diamond painting supplies inside. Her eye is half closed, looking very sleepy. Mavis is in the background, mostly blurry, curled up in a slight shrimp pose, and snoozing away.
June 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Salem was 2spooked
Photo of a black cat, Salem, loafed under a dark laptop desk and on top of a blue, black, and white quilt. She is reacting to the distressed kitty sounds in the video above. Her ears are folded back, and her yellow eyes are huge and full of fear.
May 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Suspicious Zeus....
Screenshot of one of the above pictures zoomed in on a palomino horse (his name is Zeus) standing towards the camera, but his neck turned to his left and looks like he's suspicious. There is white text next to his head that says "man"
May 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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...good soup
Photo of a black cat, Salem, curled up in a bowl type basket on a green and tan cat tower. She just woke up and is looking at the camera person with squinting green eyes. She has one front leg lazily draped over the side of the bowl, and her tail is hanging over dangling limply
May 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM