My friend has a 17 year old cat that gets IV fluids pretty regularly too.

But Trump is probably on one of those IV Alzheimer medications

BIG MOON

Maybe that season of Fargo with Billy Bob

Parallelograms by Linda Perhacs

My $20 headphones with a cable are better than those $250 wireless ones

Probably a measles rash. Pull out the N95 masks

Here's a handy chart:

I think the mandatory American flag pin began at that time too