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zumor.bsky.social
Fucker of all time
@zumor.bsky.social
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zumor.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
zumor.bsky.social
hey uh
Carrington event sunspot sketch, approximately scaled to sunspot cluster 4294-4296 currently turning towards earth. 4294-4296 is about 90% as large.
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
zumor.bsky.social
this is a real screenshot from reddit yesterday
two consecutive reddit posts. first one, from r/OkbuddyHalfLife, is titled "HALF LIFE THREE TODAY" and depicts gordon freeman in a blue hazard suit getting injected with a huge syringe labeled "Hope". the second post is on r/HalfLife, titled "not looking good lads" and depicts the same image, but gordon has the normal suit, looks depressed, and the huge syringe says "despair"
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
zumor.bsky.social
bablyde
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
zumor.bsky.social
one a thos days
the rot consumes
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
zumor.bsky.social
in fact:
as in the quoted post, big blocky letters saying "make stuff even if its bad". the "even" has been scribbled out.
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
zumor.bsky.social
Ongoing potion research has produced a hell of a thing. This is a cough drop dissolved in a shot of vodka. the menthol in the cough drop along with the alchohol produces an effect i can only describe as "shriving"

its called the Coughka shot. this shit will turn you into a bug.
a hand holds a shot glass filled with a foreboding red liquid
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
zumor.bsky.social
behold: my invention
a brass tube crudely soldered orthogonally to a brass plate, creating a sort of pot with a wide flat base. seen here being filled with 3 in 1 oil for use with a drill press
October 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
zumor.bsky.social
he is poasting
a small grey cat lying on a cushion, looking back up at the camera. his front paws are on a smartphone.
October 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
zumor.bsky.social
me n the whusband out here cookin normal foods
a large pan filled to the brim with exclusively ground beef. it is clearly way too much ground beef to reasonably fit in the pan, much less any dish one could name. it is barely beginning to brown. it is a monument to the hubris of man
October 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
zumor.bsky.social
sidesway
October 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
zumor.bsky.social
we eatin fried brown 2day
a lovely brown ceramic bowl filled with potato homefries, fried mushrooms, and cubed ham carmelized to a brown hue. meal of brown
October 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
zumor.bsky.social
ITS FUCKING THUKPA TIME
#soup #stew #stewpoasting #goku
a brown ceramic bowl full of a hearty noodle soup, with a smaller plate next to it full of chunks of meat, carmelized to a reddish brown color.
October 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
zumor.bsky.social
i hav e a confesion to make,, the profil inage ive been using on this webbed site is heavily distorted, only an abstract represntation of my true form. if you must parasocially imagine my visage, i suggest picturing yhis image
the "normal guy" from the famous R. Crumb panel. a generic looking 70s man, big moustache, trucker hat, aviators and a heavy flannel. he is walking down a city street, whistling a tune.
September 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
zumor.bsky.social
mean of while im postin from here
August 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
zumor.bsky.social
soup poasting #souppoasting its soup

soup baby soup
bowl of noodle soup
August 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
zumor.bsky.social
Luntch
A full sized blender replete with thick purple fluid, held in a white-knuckled fist. A straw sticks out of the top.
August 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
zumor.bsky.social
200 PIEROGIES
Me stirrin a big pot full of peirogies
July 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
zumor.bsky.social
Basard
Image of the sun, obscured by the photographers middle finger
July 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
zumor.bsky.social
Man i came in here in good faith and theyc wont even let me eat a hamburgre just cause it would kill me immediately. Fuckin whatever dude
Image of a hospital bed from the perspective of the patient. Two busted ass converse stick out at the end of the bed like its dr seuss
May 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
zumor.bsky.social
Mfs are like "did you know wrestling is kinda homoerotic actually" and i just
Image of a man sitting in a car looking at the camera astounded, captioned "uh yeah i sure hope it does". This image is from a famous vine
May 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
zumor.bsky.social
They finally realsed load out two!!!!!!
Cover of the hit video game loadout, a cartoony looking guy shooting an even more cartoony looking gun
April 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
zumor.bsky.social
Iconic image of hella jeff falling down some stairs. A caption, in comic sans, reads " it keeps happening". The whole image has been utterly ravaged by an editing program accident, leaving the subject horrifically blurred and smeared.
April 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
zumor.bsky.social
In case u thogft i was playin
A man in a cardboard wizard hat and a robe stands in a crowded kareoke bar. A handful of other people also dressed as wizards are in conversation behind him.
April 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
zumor.bsky.social
Im eating the most normally and nobody is doing it like me.
A plate overflowing with eggs, bacon, and mushrooms. Like, way too many mushrooms. Over a third of the plate is piled with perfectly fried mushrooms.
April 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM