uncle biden who can recall his past lives
zumicroom.bsky.social
uncle biden who can recall his past lives
@zumicroom.bsky.social
sunny side up, whole wheat toast, sausage if they're links but bacon if not -- thanks!
fair, it's probably day by day for me as well but same ballpark. whereas straightos holding hands is hovering somewhere around... dead bird maybe?
January 5, 2026 at 1:43 AM
idk i think "willem dafoe helicoptering his dick" ranks just slightly above "dog riding a skateboard" on the stuff-i'm-always-down-to-see scale
January 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
and with that sort of grassroots momentum there's nothing my campaign can't do
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
ok yes fair but if mulder and scully had sex i want to believe it would be gay
November 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
but who can afford the degree??
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM