ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose

I have a friend from France staying with me and I just spent an hour explaining the difference between a "butt dial" and a "booty call."

If you make a mistake at a magic tournament, have it pointed out, and then exploit your own mistake to win the game- you need to stop playing. You are cheating, no matter what excuses you make on this app. Own up to it, call it cheating, and see yourself out the door.

I don’t think I am going back to Twitter. It makes Zuko sad and creates a dystopian outlook for him. He can’t handle the negativity.