@schumer.senate.gov it’s been a minute since I saw anybody get ratio’d this hard. It’s almost like the American people don’t want to capitulate to Nazi, psychological terrorists running rampant in the government.

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He probably played Clue too

🎶 I never thought the leopards would eat my face 🎵 is about to be stuck in my head for the rest of time isn’t it