Nolan Zugernat
@zugernat.bsky.social
“I’m a wiseass and a smartass, and I always have been.”
— David Letterman
— David Letterman
How Trump is feeling at this very moment, drink it in
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
How Trump is feeling at this very moment, drink it in
If you turn over the fancy Magic 8 Ball enough times, it will become conscious!
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If you turn over the fancy Magic 8 Ball enough times, it will become conscious!
Just saw an Arby’s Commercial about their new Steak Nugget! They look “Delicious” and one is much less Expensive than a steak! So Shut Up about “AFFORDABILITY”. Enjoy your nugget! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Just saw an Arby’s Commercial about their new Steak Nugget! They look “Delicious” and one is much less Expensive than a steak! So Shut Up about “AFFORDABILITY”. Enjoy your nugget! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
President Blockhead
lol wtf
lol wtf
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
President Blockhead
lol wtf
lol wtf
Gives new meaning to the word blockhead
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Gives new meaning to the word blockhead
Why is his hair square
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Why is his hair square
Walmart just announced a much cheaper Thanksgiving dinner! It fits this new Word, AFFORDABILITY! It's all due to ME, your Favorite President! Thank you for your Attention to this matter!
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Walmart just announced a much cheaper Thanksgiving dinner! It fits this new Word, AFFORDABILITY! It's all due to ME, your Favorite President! Thank you for your Attention to this matter!
As much as his stupidity is a curse, it’s also a blessing
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
As much as his stupidity is a curse, it’s also a blessing
So terrible that women have ruined men’s “who can muster the loudest, stinkiest fart” workplace vibes.
As my friend from Boston says, “Fahts are not humorous.”
As my friend from Boston says, “Fahts are not humorous.”
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
So terrible that women have ruined men’s “who can muster the loudest, stinkiest fart” workplace vibes.
As my friend from Boston says, “Fahts are not humorous.”
As my friend from Boston says, “Fahts are not humorous.”
The reaction to this Douthat opinion piece should be exactly the same as if it had been “Did Blacks/Jews Ruin the Workplace?” This is bigotry, pure and simple. Douthat and the editors who approved it should be fired.
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The reaction to this Douthat opinion piece should be exactly the same as if it had been “Did Blacks/Jews Ruin the Workplace?” This is bigotry, pure and simple. Douthat and the editors who approved it should be fired.
The problem with this is that these degenerates are incapable of thinking outside the box of their crackpot ideology, which is basically cut taxes for the rich and fuck the little guy.
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The problem with this is that these degenerates are incapable of thinking outside the box of their crackpot ideology, which is basically cut taxes for the rich and fuck the little guy.
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
lol
DICKED: Dark Fiction Inspired by Dick Cheney
$.99!
DICKED: Dark Fiction Inspired by Dick Cheney
$.99!
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
lol
DICKED: Dark Fiction Inspired by Dick Cheney
$.99!
DICKED: Dark Fiction Inspired by Dick Cheney
$.99!
Hey CBS News employees: if you’re stumped for a swell gift to get Bari Weiss for the holidays, this books contains dozens of great ideas!
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Hey CBS News employees: if you’re stumped for a swell gift to get Bari Weiss for the holidays, this books contains dozens of great ideas!
They should make a show called The East Wing and it's just pictures like this for an hour.
October 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
They should make a show called The East Wing and it's just pictures like this for an hour.
Joshua Tyler is also a "certified hypnotist"!
October 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Joshua Tyler is also a "certified hypnotist"!
Trek fans: peabrained fuckwit Joshua Tyler at Giant Freakin Robot says most Trek fans are Republicans.
I think we should correct him and let him know how we feel.
I think we should correct him and let him know how we feel.
October 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Trek fans: peabrained fuckwit Joshua Tyler at Giant Freakin Robot says most Trek fans are Republicans.
I think we should correct him and let him know how we feel.
I think we should correct him and let him know how we feel.
Here's a look at war-ravaged Portland oh wait actually that's the White House
October 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Here's a look at war-ravaged Portland oh wait actually that's the White House
@johnfetterman.com
Like genociding all Arabs, you fucking monster?
Like genociding all Arabs, you fucking monster?
October 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
@johnfetterman.com
Like genociding all Arabs, you fucking monster?
Like genociding all Arabs, you fucking monster?
Congratulations, UVA. You’ve kissed the ring of the dumbest, grossest manbaby on the face of the planet. You’re a garbage university.
October 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Congratulations, UVA. You’ve kissed the ring of the dumbest, grossest manbaby on the face of the planet. You’re a garbage university.
Circus freaks stick together.
October 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Circus freaks stick together.
I'm not taking Tweety Hyde's word for shit.
October 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I'm not taking Tweety Hyde's word for shit.