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Switch 2 is pretty big compared to the 1..
January 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Press the little X on suggested follower feels like I'm killing them.. Everytime I do I feel immense guilt and try to turn itself in, but the cops always tell me to at least come back wearing more than just socks and rubber gloves.
January 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I feel like McAndrew is JC's most undermined successor. It's calmed a little since Old Flame, but keep in mind that this man was given a record deal on American Idol.

Most people hating RCD very clearly refuse to actually listen to the tracks, let alone go see them live.

#JonnyCraig #PostHardcore
January 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Was thinking about whether or not a trail mix packaging was recyclable
Obviously not but thats really funny to imagine
You go and buy an eco friendly shirt made of recycled materials and it suddenly triggers your nut allergy on contact like a landmine

Comical. Die for the way you present yourself
January 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Today's review!

Lilac Kings always critically hitswith the emotional connection they can carve out with their lyrics
Even with TWOT (A Side) being their most heavy and ethereal album yet, that hasn't changed at all.

#posthardcore #swancore
PS the AG thing is a glitch, the ft is actually Andrés
January 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Today's review. Desks

I sit on these ALLLLLLLLL the time and like. I mean they're okay. They're a lot of variety, sometimes feels like too much variety. I don't like change. Stay the same.. please be the same for me... I miss what you used to be and what WE used to be..

7/10! ✨

#reviews #desk
January 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Today's review

Pancake
A flat little guy
Little thing little flat, tiny, put stuff on it, in it I DONT CARE!! DO WHAT YOU WANT!

Banana is good with:)
Sometimes people use pancake to makez or flowers, or I've seen someone use like.. Uhm.. lettuce.. that stuff that goes on burger. That was weird
9/
January 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hey guys, welcome to the first day of Matt's reviews, where I just kinda review stuff. Anything. Whatever.

Today, egg.
Egg get a 2/8.
It's cool in concept but in practice fall short
The idea of egg is what if we put a guy in a little thing
But then people started spawn camping the guy. And it break
January 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I hate last Christmas because you guys aren't listening!!!

"...So this year I'll give it to someone special" means last year the person she gave it to WASNT special..like literally her own fault for giving her heart to someone not special!!
I'm glad she learned her lesson but pay attention!!!!!!!!
December 15, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Guys if you see @lilly123aj.bsky.social do NOT interact.

She's a sick freak who ruined my Horse roleplay session. Again do NOT interact
November 26, 2024 at 12:11 AM
In the road, straight up cloging it. And by "it".. well let's just say.. the four way intersection
November 25, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Stock broker? I barely know 'er!

But I do sympathize. Stock shouldn't treat her like this, no matter what she said about people with green eyes.
November 25, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I wonder how far down the line of presidential succession I am.

We'll get there one day, once the entire state of Virginia has been purged.
November 25, 2024 at 4:40 PM
How come you guys aren't liking my posts?

Are you mad at me?
November 25, 2024 at 1:53 PM
(read to the tune of sweater weather)
Eat cheese, you mouse
Doll toy, doll house
Fam guy, cleve brown

Cuz you're not olllllddddd, don't drink beer
Or eat premium leather
November 25, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Hitting a girl with the "you know her very well"

And then telling her it's her incompetent sister who she hates lmaooooo
November 24, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Lowkey... Kinda genius.. I DO own a bag of rock..
just woke up but

i highly recommend carrying around a random object like in your bag or something when going out bc i personally have a ton of rocks and a doorknob and not only is it stress relieving to rub them, it will make an awkward silence disappear bc now theyre wondering why you have that
November 22, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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isabelle <3
#catte.art
November 21, 2024 at 7:30 PM
@strwbrryadri.bsky.social what are you doing later
November 21, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Do you guys think if went to go see a horses they would like me or not haha
November 21, 2024 at 10:22 PM