Zachsolved Mysteries Podcast
@zsmpodcast.bsky.social
Zach & Stephanie solve the mysteries Unsolved Mysteries couldn’t solve! Not a typical recap pod—banter-fueled chaos meets real talk on life, mental health & the mysteries that haunt us all ✊🏿🏳️🌈
Patreon.com/zsmpodcast
Patreon.com/zsmpodcast
Regular ZSM is on pause, but our Summer of Mortality: LA Edition is live for Patrons! Three wild LA cases, endless drama, and killer afterparty vibes. Bring SPF 666 and listen now—only on Patreon!
August 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Regular ZSM is on pause, but our Summer of Mortality: LA Edition is live for Patrons! Three wild LA cases, endless drama, and killer afterparty vibes. Bring SPF 666 and listen now—only on Patreon!
Oklahoma jailbreaks, murderous NJ lovers, Florence geniuses, RI mysteries, and a Florida scam at a tortoise’s pace. Available to Patrons now and anywhere you get podcasts on Wednesday!
August 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Oklahoma jailbreaks, murderous NJ lovers, Florence geniuses, RI mysteries, and a Florida scam at a tortoise’s pace. Available to Patrons now and anywhere you get podcasts on Wednesday!
It’s Gaytreon time!
Zach & Stephanie dig into queer history, Reagan denial, & innuendo so strong it summoned Paul Lynde from the afterlife—and he came harder than a Broadway punchline.
New bonus ep available to $5+ Patrons. Link in bio to join or update!
Zach & Stephanie dig into queer history, Reagan denial, & innuendo so strong it summoned Paul Lynde from the afterlife—and he came harder than a Broadway punchline.
New bonus ep available to $5+ Patrons. Link in bio to join or update!
July 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It’s Gaytreon time!
Zach & Stephanie dig into queer history, Reagan denial, & innuendo so strong it summoned Paul Lynde from the afterlife—and he came harder than a Broadway punchline.
New bonus ep available to $5+ Patrons. Link in bio to join or update!
Zach & Stephanie dig into queer history, Reagan denial, & innuendo so strong it summoned Paul Lynde from the afterlife—and he came harder than a Broadway punchline.
New bonus ep available to $5+ Patrons. Link in bio to join or update!
ZSM Livestream Alert! We’re taking on an episode from the Unsolved Mysteries reboot, where the mystery is big and the physics are questionable.
Join us 6/12 @ 6:30pm CT. Want in? Check the Patreon link in our bio!
Join us 6/12 @ 6:30pm CT. Want in? Check the Patreon link in our bio!
June 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
ZSM Livestream Alert! We’re taking on an episode from the Unsolved Mysteries reboot, where the mystery is big and the physics are questionable.
Join us 6/12 @ 6:30pm CT. Want in? Check the Patreon link in our bio!
Join us 6/12 @ 6:30pm CT. Want in? Check the Patreon link in our bio!
From haunted hilarity to heartbreaking mysteries, we’ve got it all: a killer turned comic, a family tragedy, a predator in Buffalo—and maybe a pistol. Plus, ZSM Theatre gets weirder. Available to Patrons now, and anywhere you get podcasts on Friday!
June 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
From haunted hilarity to heartbreaking mysteries, we’ve got it all: a killer turned comic, a family tragedy, a predator in Buffalo—and maybe a pistol. Plus, ZSM Theatre gets weirder. Available to Patrons now, and anywhere you get podcasts on Friday!
Next livestream: Thurs 5/29 @ 6:30p CT with ghosts, crime, & battlefield broth. Zach will be performing surprise ZSM Theatre like a haunted improv monkey.
Join or upgrade via link in bio!
ZSM: The rope of truth in your Chicken Soup for the Soul.
Join or upgrade via link in bio!
ZSM: The rope of truth in your Chicken Soup for the Soul.
May 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Next livestream: Thurs 5/29 @ 6:30p CT with ghosts, crime, & battlefield broth. Zach will be performing surprise ZSM Theatre like a haunted improv monkey.
Join or upgrade via link in bio!
ZSM: The rope of truth in your Chicken Soup for the Soul.
Join or upgrade via link in bio!
ZSM: The rope of truth in your Chicken Soup for the Soul.
New Zachsolved Mysteries: ghost tribunals, divine truckers, walk-in souls, and a Texas man so useless he confesses in first person but denies in third. Zach may be the walk-in. Out today for Patrons, everywhere Friday!
May 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
New Zachsolved Mysteries: ghost tribunals, divine truckers, walk-in souls, and a Texas man so useless he confesses in first person but denies in third. Zach may be the walk-in. Out today for Patrons, everywhere Friday!
New LOST LOVE alert! Welcome TONY—lighting designer, project wizard, and inflatable-chicken-warrior. A longtime friend and now official $10-tier patron! We love you, T!
Join the chaos: bonus eps, livestreams, and weirdness await. Link in bio!
Join the chaos: bonus eps, livestreams, and weirdness await. Link in bio!
May 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
New LOST LOVE alert! Welcome TONY—lighting designer, project wizard, and inflatable-chicken-warrior. A longtime friend and now official $10-tier patron! We love you, T!
Join the chaos: bonus eps, livestreams, and weirdness await. Link in bio!
Join the chaos: bonus eps, livestreams, and weirdness await. Link in bio!
Memory gaps. Muddled aliases. A mustache gone rogue. This week’s Unsolved Mysteries takes us to the swamp—ZSM Theatre brings the gator.
Available to Patrons Thurs, everywhere Fri!
Available to Patrons Thurs, everywhere Fri!
April 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Memory gaps. Muddled aliases. A mustache gone rogue. This week’s Unsolved Mysteries takes us to the swamp—ZSM Theatre brings the gator.
Available to Patrons Thurs, everywhere Fri!
Available to Patrons Thurs, everywhere Fri!
Unresolved trauma or soul Pilates? In Ep. 53, we unpack a boxer's bizarre death, a haunted belt, and the return of ZSM Theater—featuring bathroom monologues, gas station epiphanies & a musical number about bureaucracy.
Not on Broadway, but give us time.
Out Friday anywhere you get podcasts!
Not on Broadway, but give us time.
Out Friday anywhere you get podcasts!
April 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Unresolved trauma or soul Pilates? In Ep. 53, we unpack a boxer's bizarre death, a haunted belt, and the return of ZSM Theater—featuring bathroom monologues, gas station epiphanies & a musical number about bureaucracy.
Not on Broadway, but give us time.
Out Friday anywhere you get podcasts!
Not on Broadway, but give us time.
Out Friday anywhere you get podcasts!
Our Feb 2024 Patreon ep just hit the main feed! Murder on Flight 502 is STACKED with polyester, pranks, a cryptic note, and Stephanie casually predicting Gene Hackman's death. It's AIRPLANE! meets Murder, She Wrote. Buckle up—now streaming anywhere you get podcasts!
April 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Our Feb 2024 Patreon ep just hit the main feed! Murder on Flight 502 is STACKED with polyester, pranks, a cryptic note, and Stephanie casually predicting Gene Hackman's death. It's AIRPLANE! meets Murder, She Wrote. Buckle up—now streaming anywhere you get podcasts!
This month’s Patreon bonus is all Max Headroom mayhem: cyberpunk chaos, flyswatter beatings, cola wars, cursed tapes & horny modem impressions. Was it protest or just freaky warehouse dudes? Either way: glitch in, weird out. Link in bio!
April 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This month’s Patreon bonus is all Max Headroom mayhem: cyberpunk chaos, flyswatter beatings, cola wars, cursed tapes & horny modem impressions. Was it protest or just freaky warehouse dudes? Either way: glitch in, weird out. Link in bio!
Our next livestream is a TKO of chaos—suspicious deaths, botched reunions, & maybe a mob hit? We’ll laugh, cry, & dodge emotional processing like champs.
🗓️ Thurs 3/27, 6:30pm CT
💥 $10+ Patrons only—link in bio for ringside seats!
🗓️ Thurs 3/27, 6:30pm CT
💥 $10+ Patrons only—link in bio for ringside seats!
March 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Our next livestream is a TKO of chaos—suspicious deaths, botched reunions, & maybe a mob hit? We’ll laugh, cry, & dodge emotional processing like champs.
🗓️ Thurs 3/27, 6:30pm CT
💥 $10+ Patrons only—link in bio for ringside seats!
🗓️ Thurs 3/27, 6:30pm CT
💥 $10+ Patrons only—link in bio for ringside seats!
It’s the episode that made us question everything—including why law enforcement is allowed near phones, cars, or crime scenes…and how one of us may have summoned a deeply unqualified cowboy for legal advice.
Episode 52 is live now - Listen now wherever you get your podcasts!
Episode 52 is live now - Listen now wherever you get your podcasts!
March 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It’s the episode that made us question everything—including why law enforcement is allowed near phones, cars, or crime scenes…and how one of us may have summoned a deeply unqualified cowboy for legal advice.
Episode 52 is live now - Listen now wherever you get your podcasts!
Episode 52 is live now - Listen now wherever you get your podcasts!
Hitmen, dumb cops, a famous stud horse, and healing via spit? We spiral. We speculate. We Zachsolve. New episode Friday!
March 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Hitmen, dumb cops, a famous stud horse, and healing via spit? We spiral. We speculate. We Zachsolve. New episode Friday!
Signal intrusion incoming. Join us Thurs 3/20 @ 6:30PM CT for a chaotic, glitchy livestream on one of the weirdest unsolved mysteries ever. LOST LOVES ($10+ tier) only. Link in bio. Keep your hands off that dial.
March 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Signal intrusion incoming. Join us Thurs 3/20 @ 6:30PM CT for a chaotic, glitchy livestream on one of the weirdest unsolved mysteries ever. LOST LOVES ($10+ tier) only. Link in bio. Keep your hands off that dial.
STOP EVERYTHING. If you're driving, pull over. If you're delivering a baby, put it back. This episode is that good.
A botched heist, a clumsy robber, a drug tunnel, and a haunted dream home. Plus, our reimagined Black Dahlia case—featuring time-traveling Stack. Patrons Thurs, everywhere Fri!
A botched heist, a clumsy robber, a drug tunnel, and a haunted dream home. Plus, our reimagined Black Dahlia case—featuring time-traveling Stack. Patrons Thurs, everywhere Fri!
March 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
STOP EVERYTHING. If you're driving, pull over. If you're delivering a baby, put it back. This episode is that good.
A botched heist, a clumsy robber, a drug tunnel, and a haunted dream home. Plus, our reimagined Black Dahlia case—featuring time-traveling Stack. Patrons Thurs, everywhere Fri!
A botched heist, a clumsy robber, a drug tunnel, and a haunted dream home. Plus, our reimagined Black Dahlia case—featuring time-traveling Stack. Patrons Thurs, everywhere Fri!
Love, romance… and a chilling honeymoon mystery. We uncover the Eight-Day Bride—a rushed 1947 elopement gone horribly wrong. Fire, fraud, & a body in inches of water. Murder? Suicide? A botched scam? Patreon-exclusive—join us for the deep dive: Patreon.com/ZSMPodcast
February 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Love, romance… and a chilling honeymoon mystery. We uncover the Eight-Day Bride—a rushed 1947 elopement gone horribly wrong. Fire, fraud, & a body in inches of water. Murder? Suicide? A botched scam? Patreon-exclusive—join us for the deep dive: Patreon.com/ZSMPodcast
Patrons at the Lost Loves level and up—this Zachsolved Mysteries livestream will be legendary. We’ve got wild theories, shocking cases, & a surprise that might change how you see a certain cold case. Even Zach will be surprised.
Thurs, 2/27 @ 6:30pm CT
$10+ patrons—link in bio!
Thurs, 2/27 @ 6:30pm CT
$10+ patrons—link in bio!
February 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Patrons at the Lost Loves level and up—this Zachsolved Mysteries livestream will be legendary. We’ve got wild theories, shocking cases, & a surprise that might change how you see a certain cold case. Even Zach will be surprised.
Thurs, 2/27 @ 6:30pm CT
$10+ patrons—link in bio!
Thurs, 2/27 @ 6:30pm CT
$10+ patrons—link in bio!
50 episodes! And we’re celebrating with Austin’s most infamous axe-wielding nightmare. The Servant Girl Annihilator walked barefoot (weird flex) & somehow got overshadowed by a London copycat. Blood, mystery & a lesson on proper serial killer intros await. Listen now!
February 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
50 episodes! And we’re celebrating with Austin’s most infamous axe-wielding nightmare. The Servant Girl Annihilator walked barefoot (weird flex) & somehow got overshadowed by a London copycat. Blood, mystery & a lesson on proper serial killer intros await. Listen now!
LIVESTREAM ALERT! We got a weird one for you. Join us Thurs, 2/20/25 @ 6:30pm CT for your Feb bonus ep—link posted before we go live!This case really put the “oh” in isosceles.
$10+ Patrons only - Patreon.com/zsmpodcast to join!
$10+ Patrons only - Patreon.com/zsmpodcast to join!
February 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
LIVESTREAM ALERT! We got a weird one for you. Join us Thurs, 2/20/25 @ 6:30pm CT for your Feb bonus ep—link posted before we go live!This case really put the “oh” in isosceles.
$10+ Patrons only - Patreon.com/zsmpodcast to join!
$10+ Patrons only - Patreon.com/zsmpodcast to join!
They said it couldn’t be done, they said it shouldn’t be done, yet here we are, atop a moontower, bathing in the eerie glow of history, mystery, and questionable decisions.
Episode 50. We did it. You did it. And somebody sure as hell got away with it. Available to Patrons Thurs, everyone Friday!
Episode 50. We did it. You did it. And somebody sure as hell got away with it. Available to Patrons Thurs, everyone Friday!
February 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
They said it couldn’t be done, they said it shouldn’t be done, yet here we are, atop a moontower, bathing in the eerie glow of history, mystery, and questionable decisions.
Episode 50. We did it. You did it. And somebody sure as hell got away with it. Available to Patrons Thurs, everyone Friday!
Episode 50. We did it. You did it. And somebody sure as hell got away with it. Available to Patrons Thurs, everyone Friday!
Episode 50. A milestone. A mystery. Join our livestream TONIGHT starting at 6:30pm CT—OPEN TO EVERYONE!
Link here and in bio: tinyurl.com/ms7vpmze
What the dark conceals, the light may never reveal...
Link here and in bio: tinyurl.com/ms7vpmze
What the dark conceals, the light may never reveal...
February 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Episode 50. A milestone. A mystery. Join our livestream TONIGHT starting at 6:30pm CT—OPEN TO EVERYONE!
Link here and in bio: tinyurl.com/ms7vpmze
What the dark conceals, the light may never reveal...
Link here and in bio: tinyurl.com/ms7vpmze
What the dark conceals, the light may never reveal...
It’s almost time! Tomorrow, Episode 50 drops LIVE for the entire ZSM community—Patrons AND non-Patrons alike. Don’t miss it.
2/13 @ 6:30p CT, livestream link below & in our bio:
tinyurl.com/ms7vpmze
This mystery will make you want to sleep with the lights on…
#unsolvedmysteries
2/13 @ 6:30p CT, livestream link below & in our bio:
tinyurl.com/ms7vpmze
This mystery will make you want to sleep with the lights on…
#unsolvedmysteries
February 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It’s almost time! Tomorrow, Episode 50 drops LIVE for the entire ZSM community—Patrons AND non-Patrons alike. Don’t miss it.
2/13 @ 6:30p CT, livestream link below & in our bio:
tinyurl.com/ms7vpmze
This mystery will make you want to sleep with the lights on…
#unsolvedmysteries
2/13 @ 6:30p CT, livestream link below & in our bio:
tinyurl.com/ms7vpmze
This mystery will make you want to sleep with the lights on…
#unsolvedmysteries
The countdown to Episode 50 continues! We’re opening our livestream to EVERYONE because milestones are meant to be shared.
2/13 @ 6:30pm CT, livestream link is below and in our bio:
tinyurl.com/ms7vpmze
Sometimes, footprints tell a story - but not always a complete one…
#unsolvedmysteries
2/13 @ 6:30pm CT, livestream link is below and in our bio:
tinyurl.com/ms7vpmze
Sometimes, footprints tell a story - but not always a complete one…
#unsolvedmysteries
February 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The countdown to Episode 50 continues! We’re opening our livestream to EVERYONE because milestones are meant to be shared.
2/13 @ 6:30pm CT, livestream link is below and in our bio:
tinyurl.com/ms7vpmze
Sometimes, footprints tell a story - but not always a complete one…
#unsolvedmysteries
2/13 @ 6:30pm CT, livestream link is below and in our bio:
tinyurl.com/ms7vpmze
Sometimes, footprints tell a story - but not always a complete one…
#unsolvedmysteries