Aed
@zsmd.bsky.social
The shortness of his reign has bequeathed nothing memorable to history. He was slain in the civitas of Nrurim. Nrurim is unidentified. #RememberAed
Available to be bought off by billionaires.
Fares are competitive. Discounts for bulk faithlessness. Hypocrisy deeply discounted.
Fares are competitive. Discounts for bulk faithlessness. Hypocrisy deeply discounted.
August 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Available to be bought off by billionaires.
Fares are competitive. Discounts for bulk faithlessness. Hypocrisy deeply discounted.
Fares are competitive. Discounts for bulk faithlessness. Hypocrisy deeply discounted.
I really miss the smart conservatives. This is so boring.
August 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I really miss the smart conservatives. This is so boring.
Where have you gone, King Arthur? A world turns its lonely eyes to you.
August 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Where have you gone, King Arthur? A world turns its lonely eyes to you.
No, you will not remember what’s in that box.
August 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
No, you will not remember what’s in that box.
Headlines keep saying “We are now closer than ever to [Discovery X]”
Well, yeah, that’s how time works.
Well, yeah, that’s how time works.
July 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Headlines keep saying “We are now closer than ever to [Discovery X]”
Well, yeah, that’s how time works.
Well, yeah, that’s how time works.
Guns don’t kill people. Robots eat people.
May 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Guns don’t kill people. Robots eat people.
The three body problem is almost too good an analogy for polyamory.
May 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
The three body problem is almost too good an analogy for polyamory.
Hope it wasn’t a driving school or they’ll probably lose their license
4 Dead After Car Crash at After-School Center in Chatham, Illinois
Several others were injured, the State Police said.
www.nytimes.com
April 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Hope it wasn’t a driving school or they’ll probably lose their license
“Write your representatives” is just code for “I don’t fuckin’ know what to do, either.”
April 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
“Write your representatives” is just code for “I don’t fuckin’ know what to do, either.”
You know what? Passive voice is awesome.
Sometimes I don’t want you to know who did it, you nosey shitbird.
Sometimes I don’t want you to know who did it, you nosey shitbird.
April 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
You know what? Passive voice is awesome.
Sometimes I don’t want you to know who did it, you nosey shitbird.
Sometimes I don’t want you to know who did it, you nosey shitbird.
Can’t you see this is the land of extrusion?
April 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Can’t you see this is the land of extrusion?
Like a leaf on the wind. Of a leaf blower. I feel sick.
April 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Like a leaf on the wind. Of a leaf blower. I feel sick.
Hello, Satan’s favorite desert
April 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Hello, Satan’s favorite desert
Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, except when he was in France, where he was over 190 cm.
April 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, except when he was in France, where he was over 190 cm.
Don’t refer to yourself. Ever.
April 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Don’t refer to yourself. Ever.
I’m not waiting for the end any more.
April 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I’m not waiting for the end any more.
If you bake poorly, you bake less.
March 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
If you bake poorly, you bake less.
The problem with you is that the possessive form sounds the same as the contraction with ‘to be’
March 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The problem with you is that the possessive form sounds the same as the contraction with ‘to be’
First they came for me
And I did not speak out
Because I was not feeling like myself that day
And I did not speak out
Because I was not feeling like myself that day
March 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
First they came for me
And I did not speak out
Because I was not feeling like myself that day
And I did not speak out
Because I was not feeling like myself that day
Azurivo Dove (Male), Fluish, MI
March 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Azurivo Dove (Male), Fluish, MI
I want all my gifts to come in a pear tree, by the way.
March 15, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I want all my gifts to come in a pear tree, by the way.
I didn’t get you a gift. Let’s both pretend I’ll get you one later, though.
March 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I didn’t get you a gift. Let’s both pretend I’ll get you one later, though.
Wait guys, let’s take a step back. Are we alienating the nobility again?
March 11, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Wait guys, let’s take a step back. Are we alienating the nobility again?