GOOD LUCK KIDNAPPING THE BIG DAWG AFTER HE HAS EATEN MACDONALDS

AI-suggested text responses are really helpful when you need to console someone grieving a death

APPLE FIX YOUR BROKEN PHONE 😡

just went into a new coworker's office for the first time and saw a mug on her desk that said "leftist tears"

crazy to see Nintendo morph from a beloved video game purveyor to the greediest company imaginable in only a decade

I LOVE M&MS ESPECIALLY THE SEXY GREEN M&M LADY

scrolling through Instagram reels earlier and see a guy's penis clearly fall out of his boxers multiple times in one short video. reported it for nudity and hours later Instagram sends me this 💀

I noticed that Another Crab's Treasure is on sale for $18 on steam - I genuinely could not recommend this game enough. It is a genuinely charming, difficult, yet rewarding experience. The developers at AggroCrab dumped miles of love and care into the storyline, environmental design, soundtrack, etc.

B̷̩̘̲̖̜͗̎͝e̷͔͚̪͕̋͋̆̈́̈́̍͐͒ ̷̛͕̹̬̤͙͉̟̥̈́̍͛̀̃N̷̼̠͈̦̩͊̈́̊̊͐͑̈́̇ṳ̵̯͕̟̠͚̎͝ ̵̳̥̮̀͐Ṟ̷̩̦͙͙͎̄̔̆̽́̐̕͘o̴̢͚̭͙̞̪̽͆́͂̆̎͝ ̷̧̛̱̲͙̫̮̉͑̂̉͗̿̿M̴̘̻͙͓̞̮̎̈ă̴̢͖̜͕̣̜̞͜ ̸̬͚̳̑̑́N̸̈́͜͜ȧ̴̡̱͕̼̭̓̐̀̄͘̚͠ ̶̧͖͕͎̲̤͉͊̿̄̎́̆͝M̸̧̱̦̯̘͚͚̻̀̂ȩ̸̛͙̠͋̄ ̸͓̝̯̹̈́͑̀͠C̴̲̲̽̈̂̐͗̂͠ọ̶͔͇̜͆͋̽̾̀͠r̸͎͌ȃ̵̞̥͔͔́̿̓̈́̿͝f̴̲̌͜ừ̸̡̨̋̉̇̕ ̷̠̖͒́̅̑̿͗̉͠B̷̬̼̽̑e̸̗̱̓̌̌͂̕ ̶̨̋N̸͚̜͎͈̿ǔ̵̬̣̎̿͛̌ ̸̘̣̼̓̒̈́͑͛̂́R̵̻̠̳̱͓̱̓͐o̸̡̰̦͓̰̖͑̅ ̶͎͔̂͊͋̒̽̽͠M̶̰̯̲͕̎̍̄ä̷̞̬́̓̀̈́̈́̈́͘͝ͅ ̴̡̞̟͉̻͎̊̒Ṋ̴̢̡̥̩͖͕̍ạ̸͈̯̘͉̦̅̈́̂̆̎͐̾ ̸̘̩̪̟͈̤̗̒M̶̨̡͎̜̈̂́͂̽͘̕ę̸̩͈̦̪͍̟̻͆ ̴̡̘̯̻̹͐̏͐ͅͅC̷͔̲̣̹̝̜͚͎̈ơ̵͈͇̤̮̣̓̍͑̕r̸̢͎̄̑̄a̷̦̖͌̅ͅf̶̻̃̑̀̍̈́ũ̷̦͕̻̫̔̊̓͊̀́̈́ ̴̛̜͔̠̼͎̦̐̅̃̽͛͘B̷̧̖͎̭́͊̆̾́̂́͘͜è̴̫̮̒̎̐ ̵̬̯͇͕̤̻̕͜N̷͇͈̟̫̾͑́̈́͊ȗ̸̡̮͍̲̣͕̤͊͌͆̍̿́ͅ ̴͇̓́̑̐̓̉̕͜͝R̶̫̱͔̰̤̄o̷͇̎̐ ̷̨͙̩͙̙͖́̔̇͛͊M̸͎̟̩̬͓͌̉͆͊͊̊͝a̷̟̙̟̠͓͇͑͗̑̄ ̶̢̮̞͔̳̈́̓̉̌͝ͅN̸͚̦͕̗̄̂͆̀͑̚̚ͅa̶̛̫̩͍͉͎͈̅̋͜͠͝͝ ̵̤͓̳̈̇̍͘ͅḾ̵͓̈ḗ̷̟̼̌̔̐͗̅ ̵̠̯̳̊̓͌͌̂C̶̨̢̐̒ȍ̷̖̹̼̗̀͘r̴͚̰̰͛̉̅̽̽͗͘ȃ̷̛̙̩̦̤͉̗̘̦̈f̵̳̺̬̠͇̉͜ụ̵̡͇̺̃́̎̓̽̀ ̷̠͙̥̫͍̗͔̏͋̈́̈̑͜B̴̢̩̭͚̎͂͐͆̇̄̚̚ë̶́̎̊̓̀͐̈ͅ ̸̛͔̯͍̪̓̆̈́̈́Ń̴̛̫̳̕ũ̴̢̟̞̟͚̦͉̎͋̑̐̋̔ ̴̭̟͝͝R̸̘̪̃o̵͓̤̩͚̯͋́͑̈́̄ ̷̫̣͇͖͑̇͊̀̂́͂M̶̧̙͇̂͐å̷̙̬̯̦̗ ̷̟͚̬̯̩̇̊͆̊͋̄Ń̷̨̰̺͈̖̜̏a̵̯͉̥̋̽̾̅ ̶̧͔̱͜͝M̸̧̛̛̖̤̭͍̖̉̂̒̽́͐ͅë̴̯̲̅̐ ̵̡͍͔̙̦̩̳͋͗̃̈́̋ͅC̶̫͐̈͌͌o̸̼͠r̷̞̱̣̼̤͖͈̂̓͜a̸͓̰͚̯͊̊͊f̵̹͙͑͂͆u̶̧̬͊

funniest title + live stream preview combo I've ever seen @txsomb.bsky.social

I DO NOT take the Lord's name in vain!!!!!!! Jesus is inside me and it feels so good to be a Christian!!!!!!!!!

THE PLAN IS SIMPLE LIBERAL

I turned off all phone notifications except phone calls

RED FLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just pull the door you frickin doofus idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one of the greatest AI features are these cool and useful predictive texts that are forced on to every new phone

I GET BETTER AT MULTI TASKING EVERY FRICKIN YEAR

its finally over!!!!!!!!!!!! 43 days later finally have 202

I CANT FRICKEN HELP IT SOMETIMES

weeds when they see a weed wacker coming their way

My backyard has a sunflower that is the real-world version of 🥀

Why does Sheetz keep talking to me like this bro

Bad news liberals - it's not contagious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!