Zorvis Fox 🔜 MFF
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Zorvis Fox 🔜 MFF
@zorvisfox.bsky.social
He/They 🦊 Game Fox 🎲 🎮 Lvl 37. Old enough to know better, does the thing anyway 🍳 Pan. Married (Semi-Open) 🪗 Discount Weird Al impersonator
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Hi, I’m Zorvis. I’m a 37 year old fox who loves board games, video games, disc golf, and a bunch of other hobbies that my ADHD brain has collected over the years. Most of all, I like being a person, and trying to figure out what that means vis-a-vis friendship, philosophy, and general humanity.
My drive home from AqF was definitely blurry because of the tears. I wish it was just from PCD, because then I would know it will get better soon.

But I know it’s because I spent most of the con pushing down my sadness about the loss of a dear friend. Tomorrow is going to be so hard. 😔
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I would do anything for love, but bacon grease while shirtless? I won’t do that.

Happy Mother’s Day to my wife and all other Moms!
May 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I should probably post when I’m in a good mood too, so my page isn’t just sad sack shiny BS. lol

Overall, I’m doing well. And I should do a better job remembering that.
May 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What’s the opposite of a self-help book? Is it a “self-destruct book”? Is there a market for such a thing, or is everyone else already as good at it as I am?
May 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The bittersweet realization that you’re a generally happy person because your phone doesn’t unlock when you’re crying.
May 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Removing myself from situations hurts others. Goodness, if I haven’t heard a better argument for never getting into situations in the first place.

I think I would like to silently sit in a box until it’s time for my final removal.

Time for a step back from all of this to refocus.
April 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Imagine you are being summoned. What gif represents that?
March 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The transmutation of emotions is a harsh alchemy.
March 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’m convinced there is no dignified way to eat Taco Bell.

But on my knees in the living room, head tilted back, eyes watering and sweaty, choking on a too big bite of burrito while sauce runs down my chin? Probably the most undignified.

I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me.
March 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Part of me knows that I shouldn’t house an entire package of Girl Scout cookies as my “lunch”

…..but that part of me is obviously not in charge of my actions today!!
March 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
When I leave for five days for @fursquared.com and I come back to all the toilet paper rolls being on backwards.

It’s utter lawlessness when I’m away!
February 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The PCD only really hits after I take the “soon” out of my display name
February 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
When you check in on the homefront re: Microsoft Rewards points progress while you’re away, and you have to share some of your present excitement.

Great to finally meet you @suedeer.bsky.social. Let me know if you need board game recommendations! 🎲 🦊
February 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
You know that feeling of crazy productivity experienced with a looming deadline? How do I do that without procrastinating until the last minute? Because my brain chemicals are doing a revenge on me now.
February 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Reposted by Zorvis Fox 🔜 MFF
I really wanna do a friend art remix again ^^ this is so memorable ❤️ giving this adorable traditional art some solid lines & color for more life, keeping the meaning of such a sweet gesture 🙌 pls, more of this! No money was exchanged, was simply a lil gift between friends.
T🎨: @zorvisfox.bsky.social
February 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Today I had to poop after I got out of the shower.

I’m going back to bed because my day is obviously ruined.
February 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Dear Me from 24 hours ago…

Just shut up!
January 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
After years of learning about my ADHD brain, I know that focusing on one thing at a time is the best way for it to be successful.

…but I’m also mad at it right now, so I’m gonna punish it by trying to do five things at once.
January 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
So far, it has been a great year. I feel like 2025 will be a very fun, exciting year personally, and if it isn’t, at least I’ll have this post to look back on and laugh.
January 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Improve a movie with “fuck”

Mr. Magorium’s Fuck Emporium
Improve a movie with “fuck”

Mystery Fuck
December 27, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Is it too much to ask these days for a Thursday to not completely derail my self-confidence in my motivations & intentions? Maybe the common theme here is that people are finally trying to tell me how shitty I am and how I am a self-involved user, and, because of how hard I try not to be, it hurts.
December 27, 2024 at 1:48 PM
“I am a slut onion. The more layers you peel, the sluttier I look. So if I hit slut critical mass for someone, I’d stop undressing.”

- Real thing I have said in conversation
December 24, 2024 at 4:24 PM
I am so incredibly lucky and happy to live a life surrounded by the love of great people. I will never stop appreciating the billion unique ways that my family and my friends show me they care. 💙
December 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Murphy’s Law of Bedtime:

If any toys are left out after the baby goes down, you will step on the one with the loudest possible sound.

This little blue shit does its loud ass call twice per incident.

#parenting #bedtime
December 17, 2024 at 2:51 PM
This weekend has been one of the greats. Got to spend chill time with the family, get the house clean, have friends over to play board games and watch movies, get some cuddle time in both with friends and my wife, (mumbles) fulfill my husbandly duties. Amazing time with people I care deeply about.
December 16, 2024 at 7:41 AM