Zorstvaroth 🏳️⚧️☭✝️
@zorstvaroth.bsky.social
she/her. Reformed former-chud. I ❤️ Spanky Bobcat, Karl Marx, and my lord and savior JESUS CHRIST!
Parody account
Parody account
Pinned
C'mon, don't lose your marbles over Alvin and the Chipmunks now.
a cartoon chipmunk wearing a red hat and scarf
ALT: a cartoon chipmunk wearing a red hat and scarf
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
C'mon, don't lose your marbles over Alvin and the Chipmunks now.
Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer, do
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two
Give me your answer, do
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two
a red light is coming out of the center of a circle that says mil-6000
ALT: a red light is coming out of the center of a circle that says mil-6000
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer, do
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two
Give me your answer, do
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two
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What did Emily Youcis creator of Alfred Alfer mean by this?
January 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
What did Emily Youcis creator of Alfred Alfer mean by this?
Shoutout to Mangoman! He's ok in my book, and no hard feelings.
May 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Shoutout to Mangoman! He's ok in my book, and no hard feelings.
Pablo trying to think of a new way to own Jack-O-Lyn epic style for her upcoming birthday
May 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Pablo trying to think of a new way to own Jack-O-Lyn epic style for her upcoming birthday
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How long does it take Evelyn to get into the mock art?
"A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week..."
"A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week..."
May 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
How long does it take Evelyn to get into the mock art?
"A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week..."
"A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week..."
I'm glad I'm not a sqrlyhistorian anymore, because if I were, I'd be upset over the fact Zorlock is an interloper who only joined the movement to make us look bad. He's been doing it since day 1 with his nazi larping, rant videos, and drawing even more revenge porn than Gloom ever did.
May 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I'm glad I'm not a sqrlyhistorian anymore, because if I were, I'd be upset over the fact Zorlock is an interloper who only joined the movement to make us look bad. He's been doing it since day 1 with his nazi larping, rant videos, and drawing even more revenge porn than Gloom ever did.
we feed our victim complex like i feed myself - a lot~ 🤤
April 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
we feed our victim complex like i feed myself - a lot~ 🤤
im actually curly, larry, and moe hi
a chipmunk wearing a green hoodie holds a red rose and says happy new week my friends
ALT: a chipmunk wearing a green hoodie holds a red rose and says happy new week my friends
media.tenor.com
April 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
im actually curly, larry, and moe hi
How could we be sqrlyjack or curly or any of the others when I said right now that we don't even like them?
Checkmate, sqrlyhysterians. 😏
Checkmate, sqrlyhysterians. 😏
April 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
How could we be sqrlyjack or curly or any of the others when I said right now that we don't even like them?
Checkmate, sqrlyhysterians. 😏
Checkmate, sqrlyhysterians. 😏
That one part of Cool, Daddy Cool
You know the one
You know the one
April 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
That one part of Cool, Daddy Cool
You know the one
You know the one
Nikocado AvocadoAvenue
March 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Nikocado AvocadoAvenue
Me and Jeremy are breaking up. He just won't stop it with the nazi stuff and the pedophilia. I have to put my foot down. 😞
March 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Me and Jeremy are breaking up. He just won't stop it with the nazi stuff and the pedophilia. I have to put my foot down. 😞
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Live.
Laugh.
Love.
Laugh.
Love.
February 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Live.
Laugh.
Love.
Laugh.
Love.
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I LOVE FARTING IN MY BOYFRIEND'S GAY LITTLE MOUTH
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAP
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAP
February 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I LOVE FARTING IN MY BOYFRIEND'S GAY LITTLE MOUTH
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAP
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAP
Gluttony is a sin please forgive me lord
February 12, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Gluttony is a sin please forgive me lord
I LOVE BEING A FATTY I SHOVEL FDEEP FRIED STICKS OF BUTTER INTO MY TRANSGENDER MOUTH 24/7 I AM ALMOST AT 1000 POUNDS WOW I FEEL SO SEXY 💖😍😩😘🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈
February 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I LOVE BEING A FATTY I SHOVEL FDEEP FRIED STICKS OF BUTTER INTO MY TRANSGENDER MOUTH 24/7 I AM ALMOST AT 1000 POUNDS WOW I FEEL SO SEXY 💖😍😩😘🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈
So how's the egg prices and owning the libs going? :^)
Trump and Elon got a bunch of figure skaters and their families killed.
February 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So how's the egg prices and owning the libs going? :^)
Yeah so my friend BioLF created bots to help us obsessively track sqrlyjack and any other people who got in the way of our harassment campaigning. And yes, BioLF's real name is Pablo.
February 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yeah so my friend BioLF created bots to help us obsessively track sqrlyjack and any other people who got in the way of our harassment campaigning. And yes, BioLF's real name is Pablo.
Man, it's really weird how these totally random people were always coincidentally in the same places I was for some crazy reason............. So glad I don't do this stuff anymore and found my lord and savior Jesus Christ. 😇
January 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Man, it's really weird how these totally random people were always coincidentally in the same places I was for some crazy reason............. So glad I don't do this stuff anymore and found my lord and savior Jesus Christ. 😇