We have senators and sitting members of congress who can’t name the 3 branches. It wouldn’t surprise me that most of the country forgot/never learned that only Congress has the power to declare war.
We’re cooked

When will these puritanical douche nozzles just get raptured already

Correct

The ammunition had a constitution in its pocket, a cross tucked into its turtleneck and was dipped in Covid vaccine, sources say.

Am I doing this right

Source = “Trust me, bro”

As long as democratic leaders think “very strong letters” = fighting back, MAGAts will always be a threat.

Mueller and Garland let down america. My empathy well has run dry.

The squeaking tracks with silent empty stands = perfect.

Why is this dreck on my timeline? Take your grooming to the other platform.

He’s definitely in the car but Merry Garland is driving it.

Hell yessss

Somewhere is a moron who paid 5x that for a yeti cooler.

Konservative math:

Abortion = “Send it back to the states!”

Emissions standards = “RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!”

Democratic leadership is so excited to follow the rules. Sadly, they’re the only ones doing it, and I fear it’s their de facto battle cry.