Zorro 🔞
@zorrocafe.bsky.social
Hi! Call me Zorro!
Adult | he/him | new englander 🇺🇸 gringorican 🇵🇷 fox furry 🦊
Anthro artist, lover of large men (especially fat men), PC/Nintendo Gamer, Unitarian-Universalist
Expect random posts about infrastructure
Adult | he/him | new englander 🇺🇸 gringorican 🇵🇷 fox furry 🦊
Anthro artist, lover of large men (especially fat men), PC/Nintendo Gamer, Unitarian-Universalist
Expect random posts about infrastructure
See a fox. Post a fox.
December 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
See a fox. Post a fox.
There should be a special, tenth ring of hell specifically for people who just stand in front of subway doors instead of… well, anywhere else on the train. The punishment gets more intense depending on how many stops you stood in the doorway for.
1 stop? Cattle prod.
10 stops? Lava pool.
1 stop? Cattle prod.
10 stops? Lava pool.
December 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
There should be a special, tenth ring of hell specifically for people who just stand in front of subway doors instead of… well, anywhere else on the train. The punishment gets more intense depending on how many stops you stood in the doorway for.
1 stop? Cattle prod.
10 stops? Lava pool.
1 stop? Cattle prod.
10 stops? Lava pool.
Bro I’ve got this great idea: let’s advertise public transit… ON PUBLIC TRANSIT!
We’ll have so many new riders! Reach so many new people!
It’s flawless!
We’ll have so many new riders! Reach so many new people!
It’s flawless!
December 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Bro I’ve got this great idea: let’s advertise public transit… ON PUBLIC TRANSIT!
We’ll have so many new riders! Reach so many new people!
It’s flawless!
We’ll have so many new riders! Reach so many new people!
It’s flawless!
One of my favorite things about anime is how often a writer will be like “I leaned this one trivia fact and now it’s your problem.”
December 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
One of my favorite things about anime is how often a writer will be like “I leaned this one trivia fact and now it’s your problem.”
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Y’all aren’t ready for this, but Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games and Denji from Chainsaw Man are two very similar characters
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Y’all aren’t ready for this, but Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games and Denji from Chainsaw Man are two very similar characters
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#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/scooter881.jpg
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/scooter881.jpg
I need to learn how to make gifs so I can make on of J Draper looking into the camera going “Colour. Is CATHOLIC.”
(From her video on the dissolution of the monasteries)
(From her video on the dissolution of the monasteries)
December 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I need to learn how to make gifs so I can make on of J Draper looking into the camera going “Colour. Is CATHOLIC.”
(From her video on the dissolution of the monasteries)
(From her video on the dissolution of the monasteries)
There are Boston-area furries who like trains and gay stuff and I, for some unexplainable reason, have not put myself out there and joined the pack in which I clearly belong
But hey, ANE is coming around the corner so there's time to fix things!
But hey, ANE is coming around the corner so there's time to fix things!
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
There are Boston-area furries who like trains and gay stuff and I, for some unexplainable reason, have not put myself out there and joined the pack in which I clearly belong
But hey, ANE is coming around the corner so there's time to fix things!
But hey, ANE is coming around the corner so there's time to fix things!
My Hunger Games head canon that the rest of the world has rebuilt and there’s some kind of European Federation just letting Panem be all North Korea across the ocean
December 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My Hunger Games head canon that the rest of the world has rebuilt and there’s some kind of European Federation just letting Panem be all North Korea across the ocean
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"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
June 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Apple Calendar on iOS has this obnoxious issue where removing alert reminders takes multiple tries, and that’s after setting “no alerts” reminders for these events when making them 🙄
I feel like remembering when apple stuff just worked is becoming a sign of extreme aging.
I feel like remembering when apple stuff just worked is becoming a sign of extreme aging.
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Apple Calendar on iOS has this obnoxious issue where removing alert reminders takes multiple tries, and that’s after setting “no alerts” reminders for these events when making them 🙄
I feel like remembering when apple stuff just worked is becoming a sign of extreme aging.
I feel like remembering when apple stuff just worked is becoming a sign of extreme aging.
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“You cannot end English sentences with prepositions.” Well yeah, she’s a postposition now. What are you deadnaming her for???
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“You cannot end English sentences with prepositions.” Well yeah, she’s a postposition now. What are you deadnaming her for???
I adore the fact that automatic music mixes for me reliably end up bouncing between j-rock, metal, UU hymns, and show tunes
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I adore the fact that automatic music mixes for me reliably end up bouncing between j-rock, metal, UU hymns, and show tunes
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December 2, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Wow, Homeric Polyphemus is way more detestible than I expected. I'm so used to Monster Polyphemus in that he ate Ody's crew seemingly in the same way that humans eat animals, but Homeric Polyphemus is just outright deceitful and cruel for what feels like no reason.
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Wow, Homeric Polyphemus is way more detestible than I expected. I'm so used to Monster Polyphemus in that he ate Ody's crew seemingly in the same way that humans eat animals, but Homeric Polyphemus is just outright deceitful and cruel for what feels like no reason.
Odysseus: *ends up in the land of the Phaeacians*
King of the Phaeacians: “I know you want to just get home, but first, SPORTS!”
Euryalus: “I bet this foreigner scrub lord can’t lift just because he’s been lost at sea for a decade. What a fucking loser”
Odysseus: “dude wtf”
King of the Phaeacians: “I know you want to just get home, but first, SPORTS!”
Euryalus: “I bet this foreigner scrub lord can’t lift just because he’s been lost at sea for a decade. What a fucking loser”
Odysseus: “dude wtf”
December 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Odysseus: *ends up in the land of the Phaeacians*
King of the Phaeacians: “I know you want to just get home, but first, SPORTS!”
Euryalus: “I bet this foreigner scrub lord can’t lift just because he’s been lost at sea for a decade. What a fucking loser”
Odysseus: “dude wtf”
King of the Phaeacians: “I know you want to just get home, but first, SPORTS!”
Euryalus: “I bet this foreigner scrub lord can’t lift just because he’s been lost at sea for a decade. What a fucking loser”
Odysseus: “dude wtf”
I need to find myself a group of fellow White Kids In Hispanic Families and together we can practice our piss-ass Spanish together until we can be Almost Good Enough Nietos
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I need to find myself a group of fellow White Kids In Hispanic Families and together we can practice our piss-ass Spanish together until we can be Almost Good Enough Nietos
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November 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Anime character: *gets hit so hard they begin bleeding*
Sound design: *GALLONS of water being poured out everywhere*
Sound design: *GALLONS of water being poured out everywhere*
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Anime character: *gets hit so hard they begin bleeding*
Sound design: *GALLONS of water being poured out everywhere*
Sound design: *GALLONS of water being poured out everywhere*
The Apothecary Diaries? More like Rear Palace MD
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The Apothecary Diaries? More like Rear Palace MD