Zorp Furble
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Zorp Furble
@zorpfurble.bsky.social
Just trying to get by
That was the most disappointing thing I've seen since the ending of Super Bowl LVII. #TheGameAwards
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Someone pour one out for Metroid fans.

They waited 17 years for a new Prime game and half of it turned out to be "Sonic Frontiers open zone" but worse.
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Yeah, there's no sugarcoating it, Shadow was just bad in this issue. Possibly even more insufferable than he was in the Metal Virus arc. #IDWSonic
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The more posts I see from LinkedIn executives the more I'm convinced that the world is secretly run by the Ferengi
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I honestly think they just made Lunar's character up as they went along and didn't have any plans for Lunar before they started writing the stories Lunar is in

#IDWSonic
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I don't know if it's just the circles I'm in, but it seems like more people were genuinely excited over Tangle and Whisper being added to Sonic Racing CrossWorlds than the trailer for the new Mario movie.
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
New Mario movie trailer just dropped

Can't wait for all the "Sonic Movie 3 was bad the whole time" takes to come out of the woodwork
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I've only played through the first level of the Pac-Man World 2 Sonic DLC. Is it me or were entire chunks of that level ripped from Generations' Modern Green Hill? Like, not just the textures, but the actual level geometry and enemy/obstacle placement?
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Is anyone else having trouble getting the Sonic collab stuff to appear for Pac-Man World 2 Re-Pac? I just bought it for my Xbox version and it doesn't seem to be appearing.
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
There's a guy in one of the Discord servers I'm in who's floating a conspiracy theory that Sega is slowly trying to erase Tails from the franchise

Even though he's still the third or fourth-most popular visible character and he just co-starred in that McLaren video
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Funnily enough there was a moment in one of the later Archie arcs where he DOES basically throw in the towel

Which makes the backlash to this moment in IDW all the more baffling to me
But yeah I really like this portrayal of Sonic…

“Sonic wouldn’t think this” well he did. I’d understand if he was stupidly out of character like running away and moving to Argentina or something but he stays put. All he’s doing is trying to figure out how to solve the problem at hand effectively
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I'm starting to wonder if #IDWSonic is on the verge of being canceled and we just haven't been told.

The next issue has been delayed four times already and I wouldn't rule out a fifth happening. Chasing Shadows was pushed back a whole year and we still don't have a concrete release date.
October 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I don't actively post on Xitter anymore for obvious reasons, but I should point out that the QRTs on this post are full of people who are going to be extremely disappointed in about two years' time.
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NERO / ネロ on X: "I'm curious, what are y'all's "realistic" expectations for Sonic Frontiers 2? I'm interested in seeing where your expectations are at currently. https://t.co/QiPPNprEqG" / X
I'm curious, what are y'all's "realistic" expectations for Sonic Frontiers 2? I'm interested in seeing where your expectations are at currently. https://t.co/QiPPNprEqG
x.com
October 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
It's hard to work up the energy to write in my personal time when I already write ~5,000 words per week for my actual job that I get paid for
October 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Judging from the Discord servers I'm in, public sentiment is quickly turning against #SonicRacingCrossworlds due to the awful decisions that have been made over the past two weeks. @sega.jp @sega-west.bsky.social @sonic-official.bsky.social need to do something fast or they're going to look foolish.
October 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
The new IDW Sonic was absolutely awful.

Shadow's back to being insufferable, Sonic was arguably even worse, and it seems like the whole arc is centered around a new character I couldn't give less of a shit about.

So long, good Shadow writing. It was fun while it lasted.
September 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Episode 2.

Tails is finally playable...in second-player only.
jezcorden.com Jez @jezcorden.com · Nov 18
What's the most disappointed you've ever been by a game?
August 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Every once in a while I think about the hype cycle of Sonic 4: Episode 1 and my day is ruined.

They literally tried to build up hype by showing us a drawing of a fucking palm tree.
August 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Of all the Indy 500s in history, that was certainly one of them. #Indy500
May 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Not a great look for Fox to have missed the crossing-the-line moment for Palou for a still shot of a wrecked car. Granted, the result wasn't in doubt by that point, but it was the finish to the #Indy500.
May 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Every day I feel like I'm living under an SCP-3519 instance
April 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Ngl, I feel like that Mario Kart World "cow" meme is a deliberate psyop from Nintendo representatives to distract people from the fact that they're charging $80-90 for games now
April 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
You ever have a game that you don't actually like all that much but more than half of the criticism for it is in such bad faith that you end up becoming that game's strongest soldier online?

That's basically my relationship with Sonic Frontiers.
March 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Is it me or are Sonic soundtracks getting worse?
March 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM