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terrorcita
@zorandra.bsky.social
Confused. | I like cats (other animals too, just cats most), and beer. | If you need an adult I suggest you look elsewhere. | she/her
I can't believe the amount of time I've spent trying to buy this horrible little creature.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This year's 99% off sale is actually a showcase of the horrors of capitalism and consumerism as they watch us refresh and open multiple browsers in order to buy shit we don't need.

Or maybe it's just a server error. 🤷 We may never know. BRB gotta refresh!
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Now how am I going to keep warm without a labubu to set on fire??!
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I beware of average people with cults of personality.
October 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
We're the effing worst.
a woman sitting on a bed with the words pretends to be shocked
Alt: A woman sitting on a bed mocking surprise, with the words "pretends to be shocked" below.
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Ok thanks for the info. Just means that without a car I'll have to build in more travel time to get there in a timely fashion, something I'm not very good at. 😁 Happy Sunday!
September 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
JFC. No wonder they love their guns so much, without them everyone would be getting away.
August 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Saw your post about this on reddit, so fyi you're getting the word out.

Granted this is prob the first time in at least a month that I've opened this app. 😂
August 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I have room in my belly for both. And my stretchy pants.
July 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
If you give me the money I'll buy it and promise not to flip it.
July 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
In hindsight maybe things were not so bad those 24 hours without power; there was less internetting, the outcome of Eurovision was still a mystery, and I read a book.

Those literal dark times were kinda uplifting and hopeful.
May 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This regime is gonna make the people (goose) step in line whether they want to or not.

Plus it's one way to get those user numbers back up.
April 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My other half hoards, um sorry collects, notebooks. Maybe I can trade some of his for yours and you two can have fun with your "new" notebooks...that'll you'll never write in. 😁
April 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
At this point I just assume that whatever hell we're looking at has a 1000% chance of getting worse.
March 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
They may be buying it but we're paying for it.
March 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Is that title going to say The American People on it? Cause we all know it's us paying for it, along with his golfing etc etc etc.
March 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It's easier to keep affixed to his chest than his kid, plus the kid will eventually get too big and just look weird/creepy. Not that he doesn't already look both weird and creepy.
March 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM