Leaving and returning with outfits requested by my fans, each one lewder than the last; my “show” becoming more obscene as I eagerly bare my half-naked flesh to a bench full of simple perverts begging to masturbate to the sight of two vulgar mounds of ass fat clapping over their tiny heads~ (END)

Head swimming with a mix of fear and exhilaration, I consider bailing right before the waitress returns with my soup and salad; placing it onto the table with a sly wink and a sultry whisper alongside a few “complementary” wet wipe packets.

“Here, on the house~ Enjoy your ‘meal’ cutie~😉💖” (END)

My waitress gives me a knowing smirk when she arrives; the pretty, young woman barely able to contain her smug aura as she instantly clocks the reason for my flushed cheeks and suspiciously “slappy” stomach. To my surprise, she simply takes my order and leaves without another word. (2 / 3)

“God you’re such a needy brat… (*sigh*) You’re lucky you’re cute~”

Knowing her little sneak attack worked exactly as intended, the “excited” feline stares up at me with a sparkling expression that practically screams “Pet me! Pet me!~😻”

And who am I to deny such an eager cutie?~💕 (END)