experimentalism isn't real. it's canon-centered, in that anything that deviates from the canon is carefully deemed experimental to suggest deviance and therefore excitement, intrigue. plus it's kinda rude to suggest that canonical works are not deviant too

1/2 cup milk, 1/2 cup evaporated milk, vanilla extract to liking, 1 tbsp granulated sugar or honey, nutmeg to liking-- simmer in a small pot until steaming, remove from heat (sleeping pills at the butler's discretion) xoxox

waking up every morning disoriented in the Parisian countryside with no fortune to speak of will do wonders for you