David Wahl
@zoomar.bsky.social
I work for Archie McPhee in Seattle. I love marketing and crows.
The world is crazy right now. Hug the ones you love.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The world is crazy right now. Hug the ones you love.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.
July 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.
Our new neighbors threw their takeout containers in the trash, and the raccoons dug in and got the good bits. The squirrels had a feast for days on what was left. When they rolled the can to the curb, the alpha squirrel turned aggressive and tried to stop the garbage men from taking its pantry away.
May 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Our new neighbors threw their takeout containers in the trash, and the raccoons dug in and got the good bits. The squirrels had a feast for days on what was left. When they rolled the can to the curb, the alpha squirrel turned aggressive and tried to stop the garbage men from taking its pantry away.
The company I buy my refrigerator filters from just sent me a Valentine's Day coupon. I hope my wife isn't too jealous.
February 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The company I buy my refrigerator filters from just sent me a Valentine's Day coupon. I hope my wife isn't too jealous.
Our neighbor's cat has decided it is a cryptid. As its hair grows it is less and less identifiable on security footage.
February 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Our neighbor's cat has decided it is a cryptid. As its hair grows it is less and less identifiable on security footage.
Saw the rare and elusive Panera dragon today at the mall.
February 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Saw the rare and elusive Panera dragon today at the mall.
The Mystery of Crinkle's Nose
January 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The Mystery of Crinkle's Nose
I managed to get Gemini turned off in Google Workspace.
My iPhone summarized the grateful emails from my coworkers this way.
My iPhone summarized the grateful emails from my coworkers this way.
January 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I managed to get Gemini turned off in Google Workspace.
My iPhone summarized the grateful emails from my coworkers this way.
My iPhone summarized the grateful emails from my coworkers this way.
I have not made a joke for many weeks!
January 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I have not made a joke for many weeks!
I invented these! Now everyone thinks they are a generic that has existed forever.
January 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I invented these! Now everyone thinks they are a generic that has existed forever.
This is my nightmare.
January 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This is my nightmare.
I love novelty items that only make sense in the context they create for themselves. Bloody, glowing eyes are really more confusing than terrifying. Great package!
"What are you wearing?"
"Bloody eyes!"
"Oh. Huh. Weird."
www.oldjokes.co.uk/product-page...
"What are you wearing?"
"Bloody eyes!"
"Oh. Huh. Weird."
www.oldjokes.co.uk/product-page...
January 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I love novelty items that only make sense in the context they create for themselves. Bloody, glowing eyes are really more confusing than terrifying. Great package!
"What are you wearing?"
"Bloody eyes!"
"Oh. Huh. Weird."
www.oldjokes.co.uk/product-page...
"What are you wearing?"
"Bloody eyes!"
"Oh. Huh. Weird."
www.oldjokes.co.uk/product-page...
Panorama shot of the first US T&T grocery store. It's over 70,000 square feet and you have to wait in line to get in.
January 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Panorama shot of the first US T&T grocery store. It's over 70,000 square feet and you have to wait in line to get in.
I don't think they paid anything. The word "California" is conspicuously missing. They're just raisin/potato costumes.
January 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I don't think they paid anything. The word "California" is conspicuously missing. They're just raisin/potato costumes.
Found a picture of it.
January 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Found a picture of it.
You know you're old when this tea is the biggest treat you have all day. So good!
www.harney.com/products/dec...
www.harney.com/products/dec...
January 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
You know you're old when this tea is the biggest treat you have all day. So good!
www.harney.com/products/dec...
www.harney.com/products/dec...
New Breakthrough in Theological Orthopedics Puts the World at Your Feet
January 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
New Breakthrough in Theological Orthopedics Puts the World at Your Feet
Mass Brainwashing Is Here
January 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Mass Brainwashing Is Here
The app I use for tracking my fasting is great, but I feel stupid looking at it until it reaches three or four hours. "Fasting for 8 minutes" isn't a thing.
January 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The app I use for tracking my fasting is great, but I feel stupid looking at it until it reaches three or four hours. "Fasting for 8 minutes" isn't a thing.
x Nice Hair x x Nice Eyes x Nice Teeth
BUT - these charms may be wasted if she uses the WRONG DEODORANT
BUT - these charms may be wasted if she uses the WRONG DEODORANT
January 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
x Nice Hair x x Nice Eyes x Nice Teeth
BUT - these charms may be wasted if she uses the WRONG DEODORANT
BUT - these charms may be wasted if she uses the WRONG DEODORANT
Sleep paralysis cases may involve visions of terrifying monsters like those reported in certain UFO encounters.
January 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sleep paralysis cases may involve visions of terrifying monsters like those reported in certain UFO encounters.
Cat aquarium selling point: "Stress Relief for Cats: Watching fish swim by the fish tank with cat hole has a calming effect on cats, reducing their stress levels. The gentle movement and colors engage their natural hunting instincts without the need for actual pursuit."
January 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Cat aquarium selling point: "Stress Relief for Cats: Watching fish swim by the fish tank with cat hole has a calming effect on cats, reducing their stress levels. The gentle movement and colors engage their natural hunting instincts without the need for actual pursuit."