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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭
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Hate money love dirt
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October 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Same syntax

"Did you know you have a stack of money waiting for angels to bring to you from heaven?"
Liz Lemon from 30 Rock saying "I want to go to there"
October 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Frame from the popular vine (?) of a young girl pointing to a field of geese and saying “Look at all those chickens”
August 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Meme of Megamind's face from a high angle with the text "No Interest?" at the top. Megamind is making a face with an exaggerated frown and raised eyebrows, in what looks like a feigned expression of sympathy
August 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Colour photo of Hiroshima after the Americans nuked it. There are a couple buildings’ foundations still standing but everything else is completely flattened
June 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Por qué no los dos?
Painting of the story of King Solomon in which he proposes bisecting a baby in order to settle a dispute between two women claiming to be its mother
June 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Easiest way to spot a tankie:
Woman in a pink tank top
May 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Officer Down meme but I have masterfully replaced the "Officer" with "F/A-18 Super Hornet" in comic sans.
May 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Oh here is is lol. Literally just a joke thread about the human stress response. But does contain one actionable tip for lying still and clenching all your muscles
Screenshot of a tumblr thread. Deals with what I wrote about in the previous skeets
May 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
zonule.bsky.social
your own...personal...(vicar of) jesus
Photo of Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa
May 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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New York you don't have to do this to yourself.
twitter screenshot from before Cuomo got pushed out of office for being a corrupt sex pest. He posted a picture of his family eating Sunday dinner and Jennifer Rubin replies: " The boyfriend" looks nice and the girls seem to have eatch their spaghetti and meat balls!
April 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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you already know what we want
gif of Luigi (from mario) dressed as the pope. Sorry I couldn't find a jpeg
April 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Macro of a quote from Herman Melville's Bartleby the Scrivener, "I would prefer not to" over a background of a mountain silhouetted by twilight.
April 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Here he is with then-PM Yatsenyuk and McCain in December 2013
U.S. Senator John McCain, right, meets Ukrainian opposition leaders Arseniy Yatsenyuk, left, and Oleh Tyahnybok in Kiev, Ukraine, Saturday, Dec. 14, 2013
March 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Something like this lol
Stock photo of a man in chef's whites biting into a raw steak while smiling at the camera and giving a thumbs up
February 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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I was booing the US as a whole
Hans Moleman from the Simpsons, in the meme-famous scene where he says the line (Bart) "I was saying Boo-urns"
February 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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ACAB includes the tone police
Skeet screenshot by mrsmissouri.bsky.social demanding Chad focus criticism on the fascists. She has an AI image as her profile
February 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Bart Simpson saying "What an odd thing to say"
February 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Selina Meyer from Veep laughing nervously and asking "What the fuck?"
January 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Promotional poster for the Netflix comedy Medical Police. The two stars are dressed as doctors and pointing guns.
January 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Stealing from work
Don Draper wearing a tan suit and a shit-eating grin, holding a FULL glass of Canadian Club up to his smug mouth
January 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Cleo decided to stand directly on top of me to look for Mum out the window
Extreme closeup of Cleo’s big snout from below Photo from below of a white husky mix looking worriedly off into the distance on a dark winter evening
December 24, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the one ring.
George Michael Bluth from Arrested Development, making a phone call while inside the banana stand.
December 22, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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I wonder if the World’s Most Moral Army agrees with you
A collection of screenshots of quotes from Israeli leaders calling Palestinians "animals" and calling for "wip[ing] out their families, their mothers and their children"
December 16, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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I'm a spaghetti policy wonk as well
Charlie from It's Alway Sunny in Philadelphia eating spaghetti out of a ziploc bag while standing in some public establishment. He is asking someone offscreen "What is your spaghetti policy here?"
December 8, 2024 at 8:09 PM