Shannon Jaronik
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Shannon Jaronik
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Center-left technocrat, lover of all things Chicago, hater of all things idiot orange gameshow host, eater of Italian Beefs (wet, cheese, both), master solutioner of digital supply chains, and drinker of beers. Oh, and Oxford Comma stalwart.
And miss the fun of what happens you forget reconcile the wildcard you could use in a closed circuit sandbox you knew would eventually have to be defined?

What fun is that. No better teaching moment for broader architecture than “why does X say ‘dumb_annoyance’”.
August 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Counterpoint: what happens if I add *this* kind of pepper?
August 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Reposted by Shannon Jaronik
If Fredo and Luca Brasi had a child, it would basically be Ed Martin.
August 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If Fredo and Luca Brasi had a child, it would basically be Ed Martin.
August 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
How much does the job pay?

Because I like to blather on, am capable of listening to nutjobs while saying "interesting...", and enjoy the occasional mind-altering substance.

I also enjoy man dudebro things but am capable of making it sound like something holier than being fat, drunk and stupid.
May 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Really cool! And now I'm feeling bad life intervened and never finished my 15 :-(

But nonetheless, ordering your book now!
May 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Can any of them pitch? Especially in the last 3 innings?
May 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
PlutoTV man... Recent occurrence but that's how I knew I had gotten old. "I'd really like to watch a few eps of old show X who streams it?"

No one... except - there are these free streaming places with entire channels of what I wanted :-)

Works for Taxi, Stargate, DS9, and lots more, too!
May 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Like a poor marksman who keeps missing the target, his BBB doesn't actually even manage that.

Sucks I might out on a higher SALT deduction, but it's the Appalachian, plains, and deep south states who will suffer more.
May 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I bid adieu to cable news more than 15 years ago (beyond election nights) -- but Tapper *used to be* the best of a bad lot... meaning, in the last 15 years, his show was one where he at least asked serious - fair - questions and I might occasionally flip channels to it.

It's all infotainment now.
May 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I know I'm supposed to care, but I'll take an unending cadre of deep state puppeteers within normal boring party confines over a stupid gameshow host madman for the rest of my life if those are my choices.

Readily admit it's suboptimal, but I hate the dumb POTUS is superman shit anyway.
May 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
We aged out of Diversey Rock n Bowl....
May 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Hahaha.

Kids? One of my 50 yo friends recently had his own birthday party at Timber Lanes.

I guess to be fair, he also had his own kid's BDay party there.

We had more beer for the adult one, though.
May 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Reposted by Shannon Jaronik
bon appetit
February 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM