zomphlotz
@zomphlotz.bsky.social
Stardust. Billion-year-old carbon.
And we have to get ourselves back to the garden.
And we have to get ourselves back to the garden.
I really really like this.
Thank you! 🕉️♨️🌊
Thank you! 🕉️♨️🌊
April 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I really really like this.
Thank you! 🕉️♨️🌊
Thank you! 🕉️♨️🌊
Oh, no, that was a general 'you' - not actual you! I'm not lecturing to actual you... You speak actual truth.
April 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Oh, no, that was a general 'you' - not actual you! I'm not lecturing to actual you... You speak actual truth.
Another Golden Idol.
March 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Another Golden Idol.
Narrator: In fact, he absolutely does not suck.
March 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Narrator: In fact, he absolutely does not suck.
My great-great grandpa got in a bar fight in Pennsylvania and killed a guy. He ran home, changed his clothes, and yelled "I'll meet you in Chicago, Molly! Bring the children!"
The Chicago side of the family spells our name differently from those back East by one letter.
The Chicago side of the family spells our name differently from those back East by one letter.
March 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My great-great grandpa got in a bar fight in Pennsylvania and killed a guy. He ran home, changed his clothes, and yelled "I'll meet you in Chicago, Molly! Bring the children!"
The Chicago side of the family spells our name differently from those back East by one letter.
The Chicago side of the family spells our name differently from those back East by one letter.
This is getting stupider and stupider.
March 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This is getting stupider and stupider.
Traitorous.
If you don't think he's a Russian stooge, what is he doing that a Russian stooge wouldn't do?
If you don't think he's a Russian stooge, what is he doing that a Russian stooge wouldn't do?
March 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Traitorous.
If you don't think he's a Russian stooge, what is he doing that a Russian stooge wouldn't do?
If you don't think he's a Russian stooge, what is he doing that a Russian stooge wouldn't do?
The Press has abdicated its duties and made a mockery of its special Constitutional rights.
March 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The Press has abdicated its duties and made a mockery of its special Constitutional rights.
If you don't think he's a Russian stooge, what is he doing that a Russian stooge wouldn't do?
March 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If you don't think he's a Russian stooge, what is he doing that a Russian stooge wouldn't do?
Setting it up for his brownshirts to crack skulls.
March 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Setting it up for his brownshirts to crack skulls.
Anyone who wants to be President should be immediately disqualified.
March 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Anyone who wants to be President should be immediately disqualified.
Setting it up for his brownshirts to crack skulls.
March 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Setting it up for his brownshirts to crack skulls.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
March 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Rearranging the deck chairs.
March 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Rearranging the deck chairs.
Deathbed conversion.
March 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Deathbed conversion.
If you don't believe that he's a Russian stooge, what is he doing that a Russian stooge wouldn't do?
March 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If you don't believe that he's a Russian stooge, what is he doing that a Russian stooge wouldn't do?
Man, they're blowing it more than the Press...
March 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Man, they're blowing it more than the Press...
It's like she didn't have parents and grandparents to tell her about life before she was born.
March 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It's like she didn't have parents and grandparents to tell her about life before she was born.
Hi from Salt Lake!
Great to see you here!
Great to see you here!
March 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Hi from Salt Lake!
Great to see you here!
Great to see you here!
Oprah's a billionaire with a media empire.
The silence is deafening.
The silence is deafening.
March 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oprah's a billionaire with a media empire.
The silence is deafening.
The silence is deafening.
The Press has abdicated its duties and made a mockery of its special Constitutional rights.
March 1, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The Press has abdicated its duties and made a mockery of its special Constitutional rights.