I’d die from excitement

I may of only been a murder mime a few times but I’m always down to clown.

I had a dream last night, I was writing low brow sketch comedy.
I made a skit about an assassin who’s gun instead of shooting traditional bullets their gun made you cum, they never failed a mission until their newest target couldn’t cum because they were on lexapro.

“Don’t talk to strangers or you might fall in love.”

Had Mothman chips from WV

I don’t really post a whole lot on here but mostly because I have found a community on here yet.

Going to see Bilmuri tonight!

A friend, and I went to see The Monkey today. It was an absolute bonkers bloodbath that we both enjoyed.

Anyone play Xbox?

Happy birthday to me! 🎂

#mothman

Working in Healthcare really kicked my ass this weekend.