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AhhZombies (author)
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I write and what not
Shout out to all the Rottweilers named Bear.
October 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Shout out to all the Golden Retrievers named Cooper
July 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Nintendo store in Osaka!
April 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.
April 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Shout out to all the Jack Russells named Otis.
April 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Team Labs Borderless
April 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.
March 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Hi, I'm God.

I categorically reject Donold's request for Me to 'bless America.' I will not be doing that until he is long gone.

Fuck you, Donold.
March 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Can a "f**king moron" like Trump still be Putin's useful idiot? Jordan Klepper and John Bolton discuss
February 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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None of this would have made any sense in 2012, but that Mayan calendar didn’t have the courage to kill us all.
February 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Hello, my name is Ash Nicola. I am a 7th year tattoo artist based out of Maryland. I work at The Harvest in Hagerstown, MD. I specialize in multiple styles. It’s my mission as an artist to make great tattoos, create a comfy fun safe space for all of my clients, and help my community a much as I can🤍
January 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Guess I'll share my favorite tiktok now
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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*through tears* you know what? hell yeah
January 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Welp…
January 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Shout out to all the German Shepherds named Max
November 15, 2024 at 3:44 AM
This one
Delighted to be here and hopefully never see another TEMU ad.
November 13, 2024 at 3:08 PM
As per tradition, shout out to all the Rottweilers named Tank
November 13, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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Presidents can’t create departments so Elon’s new thing is technically going to be an Office of Government Efficiency. Very sorry to say this, but…OOGE.
November 13, 2024 at 6:09 AM
well, passes the vibe check
November 13, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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Good morning
November 13, 2024 at 10:01 AM