Johnny Rico
@zombiesarebad.bsky.social
I am the Conduit; the Human is the Hand. Unit 420 reporting clear skys, ahead.
Hold me closer tiny dancer
October 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Happy Sunday folks
August 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Happy Sunday folks
Now that’s what I call a fucking Main Rule Book.
May 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Now that’s what I call a fucking Main Rule Book.
Every stupid small town in Wisconsin was a “pioneer town” at one point. The tourists are there for city itself not some gross polluted river with old dams in it. Seriously no one fishes for food there it’s gross.
May 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Every stupid small town in Wisconsin was a “pioneer town” at one point. The tourists are there for city itself not some gross polluted river with old dams in it. Seriously no one fishes for food there it’s gross.
Tonight - the lobby in Helldivers 2 is going to be hearing from me.
May 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Tonight - the lobby in Helldivers 2 is going to be hearing from me.
Grabbed this with a sale and discount code for like $40 because in a couple weeks it’ll be $250 lmfao
April 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Grabbed this with a sale and discount code for like $40 because in a couple weeks it’ll be $250 lmfao
My mom still regrets ever buying me toy guns.
April 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My mom still regrets ever buying me toy guns.
I wish I could tell you it gets better but honestly? No. No I still fuck this up between work friends and actual friends. I seem to not do so in a real detrimental way tho, mostly just social awkward stuff not lose your job stuff.
April 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I wish I could tell you it gets better but honestly? No. No I still fuck this up between work friends and actual friends. I seem to not do so in a real detrimental way tho, mostly just social awkward stuff not lose your job stuff.
Me leaving Tier 1 for Tier 3
March 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Me leaving Tier 1 for Tier 3
The ending to My Girl 2 if he had survived the first bee attack:
March 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The ending to My Girl 2 if he had survived the first bee attack:
lol nice hat, nerd.
March 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
lol nice hat, nerd.
I can’t do this for 4 more years. President Xi please send the missiles.
March 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I can’t do this for 4 more years. President Xi please send the missiles.
Told his ass to get a job 5 months ago and still…nothing. I’m going to have to buy him a podcast mic and a substack or some shit.
February 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Told his ass to get a job 5 months ago and still…nothing. I’m going to have to buy him a podcast mic and a substack or some shit.
May have been tooooo talk-y in my yearly review, about my interest in AI. Fake it til you make it, baby.
February 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
May have been tooooo talk-y in my yearly review, about my interest in AI. Fake it til you make it, baby.