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Based on a conversation had in D&D session. It's very easy to fluster the party DPS, Lorelei. Casey and Counterfeit have expertise in it.

#ttrpg #dnd #oc #ocsky
Two horned men, one pale purple and the other green with a wooden arm, press in on either side of a very flustered Lorelei. Casey's dialogue bubble is simplified to a pair of handcuffs while Counterfeit's is a pillow with a princess crown on top. The two are good-naturedly arguing about the proclivities of Lorelei.
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Counterfeit makes sure to kiss his "friends" so they feel appreciated and definitely not because he has unresolved feelings.

#ttrpg #dnd #oc #ocsky #t4t
A green man with horns named Counterfeit kisses the scarred hand of his "friend" Lorelei while they sheepishly turn away with a red face. A green man with horns named Counterfeit kisses the scarred hand of his "friend" Lorelei while they sheepishly turn away with a red face.
November 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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The Meeting on the Shingleback Stairs, 2025.

A reptilian parody I digitally painted of The Meeting on the Turret Stairs by Frederic William Burton, 1864.

#ClassicalReptiles #Parody #Art
Two shingleback lizards meet for a chaste moment on a spiraling staircase. One wears a blue dress, turned away with only an arm extended back. The other wears armor, facing the opposite way while embracing the first's extended arm. A blue tongue peaks out from the armored one's lizard lips.
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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The Bark, 2025.

A reptilian parody I digitally painted of The Scream by Edvard Munch, 1893.

#ClassicalReptiles #Parody #Art
A tokay gecko in a black dress opens their mouth in a soundless cry. They stand on a multicolored bridge with a distorted image of a river and skyline behind them.
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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The Reptile's Mother, 2025.

A reptilian parody I digitally painted of the Whistler's Mother by James McNeill Whistler, 1871.

#ClassicalReptiles #Parody #Art
An elderly bearded dragon sits in a bleak room on a wooden chair. She wears a long black dress that her tail and feet poke out of. A see-through hair ornament adorns her bald head.
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Monitor Lisa, 2025.

A continuation of my digital paintings of classic art. This one is, (hopefully obviously) a parody of the Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci, 1503-1519.

#ClassicalReptiles #Parody #Art
A monitor lizard wearing flowing garments sits in a chair with her hand politely crossed. Her auburn hair flows down her long neck. An enigmatic smile is on her face, with her blue tongue flicked out. A painting of a landscape is behind her.
October 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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The Creation of Bearded Dradam, 2025.

A reptilian parody I digitally painted of the The Creation of Adam by Michelangelo, 1512.

#ClassicalReptiles #Parody #Art
A bearded dragon reclines on a hill, finger outstretched towards an alligator in the sky. The alligator also has an outstretched finger and is draped in cloth and surrounded by various reptiles. These reptiles include a hognose snake, a ball python, an iguana, a crested gecko, a leopard gecko, a blue-tongued skink, and a veiled chameleon. The fabric surrounding them vaguely resembles a reptile's brain in shape.
October 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Less compressed version of my The Legend of Vox Machina style drawing!

I'm forcing my family to watch all of it with me. They have busy lives where they can't watch the hours of the podcast... so this'll do!

#TLOVM #CriticalRole #Fanart #Art #VoxMachina
A bust drawing of a brunette with a dragon slung over their shoulders in the style of Vox Machina. The background is a vague forest setting.
October 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Less compressed version of my Pokémon style drawing!
With the quality dips in games I'll be purposefully missing out on the newest releases, but that doesn't mean I can't be nostalgic.

#Pokemon #Fanart #Art
A bust drawing of a brunette Pokémon trainer with a dreepy slung over their shoulders. The background is a partial picture of a Pokémon card.
October 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Less compressed version of my Stardew Valley style drawing!

Always wanted to make a villager mod, but I took one look at any sort of coding and panicked.

#SV #StardewValley #Fanart #Art
A headshot of a person in the pixel art style of Stardew Valley. The paint covered individual smiles, a green serpentine creature on their shoulders.
October 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Less compressed version of my Fire Emblem style drawing!
Fire Emblem Fates had my favorite shading style out of any of the games.

#FE #FireEmblem #Fanart #Art
A wyvern rider drawn in the style of Fire Emblem Fates stands for a headshot, with a pale yellow hatchling draped across their shoulders.
October 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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For one of my closest friends @dandyisms.bsky.social! No matter what game we're playing, you always bring it to life in the way only a firestarter can!

Please don't light my house on fire!

#ffxiv #ttrpg #d&d #gw2 #FIREFIREFIRE
Three panels are drawn with a duo of characters in each. Left: An au ra black mage named Dandy uses magic to cook rice, while an au ra named Syke holds the pan out nervously. The background has a stained glass window. Middle: A person named Lorelei sits on their friend Counterfeit's shoulders, a middle finger pointed over their shoulder. Lorelei's arm is on fire and a police van explodes in the background with the same color of flame. Right: The asura Helmlighter is lit in blue flames and carried at the end of a staff like a particularly bizarre torch. The sylvari Blisterbloom holds the other end of the staff, observing the dark forest around them as their undead minion floats beside them. Three panels are drawn with a duo of characters in each. Left: An au ra black mage named Dandy uses magic to cook rice, while an au ra named Syke holds the pan out nervously. The background has a stained glass window. Middle: A person named Lorelei sits on their friend Counterfeit's shoulders, a middle finger pointed over their shoulder. Lorelei's arm is on fire and a police van explodes in the background with the same color of flame. Right: The asura Helmlighter is lit in blue flames and carried at the end of a staff like a particularly bizarre torch. The sylvari Blisterbloom holds the other end of the staff, observing the dark forest around them as their undead minion floats beside them.
October 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I'm unfortunately terribly allergic to furry cats so here's this naked one that's a rare breed!
September 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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A style challenge with some of my favorite media!

#stylechallenge #art #fanart
Top: From left to right are headshot depictions of myself and my lizard in the art styles of Fear & Hunger, Rune Factory, Fire Emblem, and Stardew Valley. Bottom: From left to right are headshot depictions of myself and my lizard in the art styles of Pokémon, Mob Psycho 100, Studio Ghibli, and The Legend of Box Machina.
September 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Blisterbloom is a Guild Wars 2 necromancer that I've recently grown extremely fond of. Made myself a character sheet to reference colors and design in the future.

#nsfw #art #ocsky #GW2 #sylvari
A character sheet for a sylvari named Blisterbloom from Guild Wars 2. The left most pictures are close ups between their legs for future reference.
September 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Final drawings from my campaign progression headshots.

Finally there's Adrian and Lucy!

#oc #ocsky #art #dnd #ttrpg
A man is split in two with a more nervous and innocent version of himself on the left and a more serious version on the right. His neck shows cybernetics in both, though the rightmost are more complicated. A person is split in two, with a more cocky and unbothered version of themself on the left and a more blissed out version on the right. The right version of themself has gold filled scars splintering across their face and a distant and vague expression.
September 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Continuation of my campaign progression headshots.

Next is Sasha and Cinnamon!

#oc #ocsky #art #dnd #ttrpg
A woman is split in two, with a masked version of herself on the left and an unmasked version on the right. The unmasked right version looks more pensive compared to her younger shrouded self. A satyr is split in two, with a cheerful version on the left while the right is more mischievous looking. The one on the right is missing an eye and wears a new feathered hat.
August 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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The campaign I've been in for almost three years is nearing its end. Drew some headshots of the player characters at the start of the campaign and how they look now!

First off is Counterfeit and Lorelei.

#oc #ocsky #art #dnd #ttrpg
A green horned man is split in two, with a more nervous version of himself on the left and a more confident version on the right. He wears a visor on the right and his hair has been slicked back compared to his younger self's shaggy hair. A woman with burn scars is split in two with a more sinister grinning version of herself on the left and a very slightly less sinister grinning version of herself on the right. The right version of herself has mostly healed from her burns and has put some weight back on. Her neck shows flame tattoos her younger self couldn't have with her open wounds.
August 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I went to a reptile convention and saw basically this. It was hilarious with the implication that the first bearded dragon is just fuck ugly or something. Poor dude, loved that guy.

#art #beardeddragons #beardies #reptiles
Two small tanks sit next to each other. One has a beige bearded dragon on a rock, the other has a red bearded dragon on pillows. The first is labeled "bearded dragon" while the other is labeled "beautiful bearded dragon."
August 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Owning a bearded dragon is like having a scaled toddler.

#art #reptile #beardeddragon #WHAT'SINYOURMOUTH #SPITITOUTRIGHTNOW
On the left a bearded dragon turns their nose up at a beautiful salad bowl filled with calcium sprinkled greens, blueberries, and strawberries. On the right the same bearded dragon lunges hungrily, tongue out, going for a dead upturned stink bug.
August 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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It came to me in a vision. Like a reptile holiday card.

#art #crestie #crestedgecko #reptile
A pale yellow crested gecko with brown spots and freckles leans into frame, giving a peace sign. The word blessed is displayed in a rainbow underneath their hand.
August 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Not enough erotic body painting in the world I think!

I think I'll come back to this and re-shade it sometime because no matter what I did it didn't seem right.

#ocsky #oc #art #ffxivoc #ffxiv #nsfw
A nude au ra named Syke sits in front of a partner's legs and intimates. A still wet paint brush is held in one hand from the circles and dots Syke painted on the both of them. This version is fully rendered, though I want to give it a second pass one day to make the colors pop. A nude au ra named Syke sits in front of a partner's legs and intimates. A still wet paint brush is held in one hand from the circles and dots Syke painted on the both of them. This version is just the flat colors because shading was annoying me. A nude au ra named Syke sits in front of a partner's legs and intimates. A still wet paint brush is held in one hand from the circles and dots Syke painted on the both of them. This version just has everything in black and white minus the paint colors, because I was frustrated with how little they were popping. I need to practice color theory so my porn's better.
August 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Playing around with pixels!

#art #pixelart
A forest cottage sits half overgrown by ivy and moss. Flowers and mushroom sprout randomly.
August 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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An old and quick sketch I did of West the changeling. Mostly wanted to play around with lighting.

#oc #art #ttrpg #nsfw
A nude individual sits in front of a blood red window. Blood slips down their breasts and drips from between their legs.
August 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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The children of the Dread Lord had their own favorite colors, as all children do. While Orin rejoiced in the red of blood spilled, True grew fascinated with the blue of tears that streamed from the eyes of those left behind.

#BG3 #orinthered #durge #oc #fanart #d&d #dnd
Orin the Red and an OC dark urge named True the Blue press close side by side. Orin places one hand over True's left eye and holds the wrist of the True's hand in her right. True puts a finger over Orin's lips in a "hush" motion. Orin is colored in red with a blue outline, while True is colored in blue with a red outline.
July 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM