Zollie Barnes
zollie-guacamole.bsky.social
Zollie Barnes
@zollie-guacamole.bsky.social
Trying to calmly walk to the park - will throw ball if successful.
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I woke up worrying about politics again. A reminder that Tuesday, November 3, 2026 is the next major election cycle.
December 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
September 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This Portland native climbed to the top of a treehouse and began calling like a bird, changing the shape of its tail with each chirp.

#naturephotography #squirrel
May 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
February 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Everyone take a nap
February 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
February 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
One of my favorite works from the MCA’s exhibit “The Living End: Paintings and other Technologies, 1970-2020.” This one was alongside other paintings nodding towards Photography, and the exhibit overall has a lot if cool examples of medium blurring.
February 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
And here is a dog
February 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I woke up worrying about politics again. A reminder that Tuesday, November 3, 2026 is the next major election cycle.
February 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Guacamole aside, this is platform is obviously more legacy Twitter than Instagram, and I’m still figuring out how to hang.
February 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Nova has never had Guacamole since Avocados contain a toxin called “persin” which can be harmful to dogs. She also isn’t a big fan of lemons.
January 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My favorite way break-up avocados for guac is to place them in a steel bowl, make a few rapid slices with a paring knife, then twist the bowl and repeat a few times. The result is a chunky mixture that still absorbs the ingredients well, but doesn’t end up becoming a smooth paste.
January 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM