Strike hard, strike first, no mercy.

I have questions. Are these guys getting paid? Did they manage to learn, like an hour's worth of choreo in a week?

Thought this one might have a bit more wit and edge, but it is the standard plot plus buff guys with their shirts off. Not even a knock off Full Monty.

What about hijinks? Are hijinks OK?

Something has gone seriously wrong with this movie. The dialogue isn't causing me physical pain, and I'm kinda invested in the story.

The viral news stories montage is pretty cool.

Disappointing lack of jingle bells and holly graphics in the opening titles.